Junior Ganymede
Servants to folly, creation, and the Lord JESUS CHRIST. We endeavor to give satisfaction

What is Freedom?

April 20th, 2009 by G.

What is a freedom? Here’s one quick and dirty guide. (more…)

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April 20th, 2009 05:38:09

The Unorganized Militia

April 17th, 2009 by Pecos Bill

I AM the milishy, all by my lonesome. Yeehah!

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April 17th, 2009 08:03:41

The Dreaded Death Tax

April 16th, 2009 by G.

Nuclear-powered aircraft carriers do not pay for themselves. So why not tax estates? The money has to come from somewhere, so why not from the dead? (more…)

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April 16th, 2009 10:21:35

Moby Dick – Knights and Squires

April 16th, 2009 by G.

In a chapter called Knights and Squires, right after a chapter where Ishmael defended the dignity of whaling on the grounds that whale oil is used to anoint the kings of England, Melville has Ishmael praise democracy and equality. Ironic, no? (more…)

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April 16th, 2009 08:30:23

What Kind of Commenter Are You?

April 15th, 2009 by G.

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April 15th, 2009 07:24:53

Faith, Like a Jackal

April 13th, 2009 by G.

“Faith, like a jackal, feeds among the tombs, and even from these dead doubts she gathers her most vital hopes.”

Moby Dick, ch. 7. Discuss. (more…)

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April 13th, 2009 07:31:03

What Makes a Ruler: Palm Sunday and Easter Sunday

April 12th, 2009 by G.

President Uchtdorf reminded us that last Sunday was Palm Sunday. (more…)

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April 12th, 2009 21:38:09

Utah Men, Get Out and Sing

April 10th, 2009 by G.

Go join the Mormon Battallion patriotic Choir. Honor your past and your country.

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April 10th, 2009 08:54:16

Mormons are Monotheists

April 08th, 2009 by Jeeves

Mr. Baruch Spinoza did not define monotheism that way, sir. I have always found him to be a reliable guide in these matters, sir. Thank you, sir.

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April 08th, 2009 16:01:55

The sin of pride versus the sin of unchastity; Ezra Taft Benson versus Jacob

April 08th, 2009 by G.

Every Mormon knows Jacob’s sermon in Jacob 2 where he condemns unchastity and men who sexually dishonor women. Less known is that Jacob begins the sermon denouncing pride. (more…)

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April 08th, 2009 08:41:38

LDS General Conference Statistics

April 06th, 2009 by Bertie

This johnny has a head for figures, what?

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April 06th, 2009 17:03:45

Gay Marriage vs. the Multiverse

April 05th, 2009 by G.

While Mormons are fighting the marriage wars, the cool Christians are fighting about physics and the multiverse. Hmm. Is it possible for a stick to have two short ends? (more…)

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April 05th, 2009 19:42:12

What’s it like to be a Mormon Progressive?

April 03rd, 2009 by G.

The answer is that it’s like being apostate and stupid. Wanted: a better class of Mormon progressive.  You know you’re out there.

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April 03rd, 2009 15:02:14

Hard cutbacks for hard times

April 02nd, 2009 by La LLorona

If your family is having a hard time making ends meet, as mothers one thing we can do to help is to make hard choices and cut back even on things we really enjoy. Maybe its time to suck it up and off one of your kids. (more…)

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April 02nd, 2009 02:15:11

Failure is an option

April 01st, 2009 by G.

Three-Mile Island was a successful failure. Breakdowns will happen, and the fact that the breakdown of the Three-Mile Island atomic pile was so inconsequential is a tribute to the engineers who built her and to the inherent safety of nuclear power outside Russia.

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April 01st, 2009 08:21:33