Junior Ganymede
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There’s the professional approach

August 30th, 2011 by Vader

And there’s the amateur approach. I cannot help but think there is much to commend it.

 

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August 30th, 2011 12:47:54

Affirmative action for ugly people?

August 30th, 2011 by Vader

His Majesty and I seem to have done all right without any special accomodations.

Though, to be fair, my mask was provided by the government, in the person of His Majesty.

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August 30th, 2011 10:04:39

Just not right

August 29th, 2011 by Vader

At least, that’s how I react to honoring an anti-Nazi who died under the guillotine … with a bust.

It just seems creepy wrong somehow.

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August 29th, 2011 15:11:56

There are no nerds

August 29th, 2011 by Vader

Like computer nerds.

Except maybe nerds who identify too much with some aspect of the Star Wars universe.

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August 29th, 2011 10:56:14

“Clarence Thomas and the Amendment of Doom”

August 29th, 2011 by Vader

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August 29th, 2011 10:19:58

A gentleman

August 27th, 2011 by Vader

Don’t worry about takin’ off the tie before takin’ on the murderin’ scum.

I reckon the tale could have been told with a bit less salt, though. Consider yerself warned.

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August 27th, 2011 11:47:45

A memorandum from the Devil

August 25th, 2011 by Vader

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August 25th, 2011 08:51:53

“Allah’s pretty much a wuss, isn’t he?”

August 25th, 2011 by Vader

His Hehness reports that online Islamists are crowing that the East Coast earthquake was Allah’s wrath on America.   (more…)

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August 25th, 2011 08:27:58

“19th-century over-beliefs”

August 24th, 2011 by Vader

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August 24th, 2011 11:55:07

“Individualities tending towards savagery”

August 23rd, 2011 by Vader

Unabomber aspirants wreak terror on nanotechnologists.

A superb example of bullies being afraid to pick on someone their own size.

Personally, I prefer my technological terrors to be the size of small moons.

Hat tip to His Hehness, who also links one of my favorite fellow promulgants of weapons of mass destruction with some perspective on nanotechnology.

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August 23rd, 2011 08:33:35

“The best thing you could do for the poor is not be one of them.”

August 23rd, 2011 by Vader

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August 23rd, 2011 08:16:57

POTUS

August 22nd, 2011 by Vader

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August 22nd, 2011 12:55:57

I’m seeing a problem with Obama’s plan

August 22nd, 2011 by Vader

To close the deficit by taxing the rich: We’re running out of rich.

Start taxing them more, and we’ll have even fewer. His Majesty: “It takes a damn fool to think that the way to increase yields from an overfished fishery is to send out more boats. Or a Democrat. But I repeat myself.”

 

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August 22nd, 2011 12:40:33

“Familistic beliefs”

August 22nd, 2011 by Vader

Behind the sociological jargon, bad news for just about everyone.

His Majesty is not troubled. He points out that the lack of family connections among the midichlorially endowed that was imposed by the Jedi Code helped greatly in reducing the number of potential opponents to his rise to power.

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August 22nd, 2011 10:12:32

From tragedy

August 19th, 2011 by Vader

To farce. The decline of NASA is painful to watch.

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August 19th, 2011 07:46:43