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“…in the old days, the jesters used to court kings.”

October 29th, 2010 by Vader

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October 29th, 2010 11:07:31

Putting your best foot forward

October 28th, 2010 by Vader

In the hotel advertising business.

His Majesty prefers the opposite approach:  (more…)

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October 28th, 2010 11:38:49

Just what the world needs

October 28th, 2010 by Vader

Tube-free toilet paper.

I love the American spirit of innovation.

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October 28th, 2010 10:59:11

“Town board recommends against Wayne Newton museum”

October 27th, 2010 by John Mansfield

The Liberace museum closed its doors last week, so shouldn’t there be space in the world now for a Wayne Newton museum, if not indeed a pressing need to maintain the cosmic balance? (more…)

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October 27th, 2010 09:20:23

Markets

October 23rd, 2010 by Vader

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October 23rd, 2010 10:57:36

The light of capitalism

October 23rd, 2010 by Vader

We know that the Light of Christ is a sure guide in matters of moral truth.  (more…)

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October 23rd, 2010 10:02:22

Bon mot du jour

October 22nd, 2010 by Vader

Frankly, that’s why I couldn’t give a rat’s behind whether the members of the Covenant of Christ [Evangelical Presbyterian Church] think I’m Christian or not. It’s irrelevant. It doesn’t matter what the President of the United States thinks, or the Pope, or the Bishop, or even the Prophet. In fact, it really doesn’t directly matter what I think. See Matt. 7:21 The only one who even remotely gets a vote on that question is Christ himself.

That’s why I’m trying as hard as I can to live my life so that when the day finally comes that I get to actually ask Him, face to face, “Was I a Christian?”, I’ll get to see Him smile.

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October 22nd, 2010 21:46:13

“The most amazing Halloween costume ever”

October 22nd, 2010 by Vader

Clever.     (more…)

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October 22nd, 2010 21:21:43

A color for every cause

October 22nd, 2010 by Vader

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October 22nd, 2010 21:16:44

“This country can’t build stuff the way it used to.”

October 20th, 2010 by Vader

Jonah Goldberg laments.     (more…)

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October 20th, 2010 08:27:44

“Ishmael Jones” sued over CIA expose

October 19th, 2010 by Vader

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October 19th, 2010 08:34:09

3-part series on how the Savior would build a house

October 19th, 2010 by Vader

I’d criticize it as a tired metaphor, except that it appears not to be a metaphor: The writer, an architect, is speculating on how the Savior would literally build a house.   (more…)

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October 19th, 2010 07:53:24

Innovations in American cuisine

October 18th, 2010 by Vader

Presenting the Krispie Kreme bacon double cheeseburger.

Just looking at it forces me to crank down the glucose control on my front panel.

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October 18th, 2010 16:22:15

June Cleaver has gone to her reward

October 16th, 2010 by Vader

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October 16th, 2010 21:22:24

Extreme recycling

October 15th, 2010 by Vader

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October 15th, 2010 11:47:28