The rebels seem to have captured the latest Death Star plans. And then they actually built the thing.       (more…)

Longtime Sesame Street father figure abandons his partner.      (more…)

has been deemed “necessary to the security of a free state” by citizens in Tierra Colorado, Mexico.

May have shaven too close.

Walmart considering paying customers to drop off packages to online customers on their way home.     (more…)

Perhaps we need more of it.

Photoshopped North Korean propaganda was too much even for the news agencies.      (more…)

It has, since 1964, been a rule of U.S. law that public figures who demand damages for defamation must meet a higher standard of proof than the rest of us nobodies.     (more…)

Especially where social prestige and women are concerned.

I look forward to future installments. Here’s to the common cold!

Anyway, a Sith Lord wouldn’t need any wimpy parachute.

For the opposition to Bloomberg’s gun control efforts.

His Majesty: “It takes one to know one.”

Regarding the “unwinnable” Vietnam War:      (more…)

I think you’ll have the opportunity to witness it right before your eyes, very soon.

It is a gateway drug to tobacco.

His Majesty: “It can’t be healthy to have that much irony in your diet.”

Contra Syncretism:     (more…)