Ontario court rules that Martians do not have standing to sue in Canadian courts. (more…)
Canadian speciesism
U.S. Marine rat

When it absolute, positively has to be destroyed overnight.
The last China Marine comes home
The remains of Billy Lynch, the last Marine POW of World War II still unaccounted for, may finally have been located.
Hatch urges Obama to investigate BCS
Because we all know the Federal Government has nothing more important to worry about than how the college football champion is selected. (more…)
Walmart employee fired for being a true man
Security guard fired for pursuing an armed shoplifter. (more…)
“‘Best’ is enemy to ‘good'”
So Voltaire pointed out in La Beguele. (more…)
Milk is Evil
That’s the message of a series of letters that ought to be an embarrassment to Meridian Magazine, but evidently isn’t. (more…)
“Why Are 1 Of 8 Girls Pregnant At Robeson High?”
Does this say “hot” to you?
I refer to this image: (more…)
How to hide racial discrimination in university admissions
Lord Vader is Full of Hot Air

How to raise the Dow
Inflate the dollars used to measure it.
It’s like solving global warming by raising the zero point of the temperature scale. Not that we’ve seen a lot of evidence of global warming lately.
“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will *really* hurt me”
NFL double standard: Saying that the media want black quarterbacks to win is worse than torturing puppies.
Notwithstanding that what is being said is (1) almost certainly true, and (2) pointing out an instance of racism, not endorsing it.
“I the Lord, knowing the calamity which should come upon the inhabitants of the earth…”
There’s no question Mormonism has a strong apocalyptic vein running through it. (more…)