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Obama goes to war

October 30th, 2009 by Vader

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October 30th, 2009 08:04:37

Canadian speciesism

October 30th, 2009 by Vader

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October 30th, 2009 07:51:10

U.S. Marine rat

October 26th, 2009 by Vader

When it absolute, positively has to be destroyed overnight.

When it absolute, positively has to be destroyed overnight.

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October 26th, 2009 08:20:49

The last China Marine comes home

October 22nd, 2009 by Vader

The remains of Billy Lynch, the last Marine POW of World War II still unaccounted for, may finally have been located.

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October 22nd, 2009 10:40:08

Hatch urges Obama to investigate BCS

October 22nd, 2009 by Vader

Because we all know the Federal Government has nothing more important to worry about than how the college football champion is selected. (more…)

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October 22nd, 2009 10:33:55

Walmart employee fired for being a true man

October 21st, 2009 by Vader

Security guard fired for pursuing an armed shoplifter. (more…)

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October 21st, 2009 09:59:23

“‘Best’ is enemy to ‘good'”

October 21st, 2009 by Vader

So Voltaire pointed out in La Beguele. (more…)

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October 21st, 2009 08:55:18

Milk is Evil

October 19th, 2009 by Vader

That’s the message of a series of letters that ought to be an embarrassment to Meridian Magazine, but evidently isn’t. (more…)

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October 19th, 2009 09:04:43

“Why Are 1 Of 8 Girls Pregnant At Robeson High?”

October 16th, 2009 by Vader

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October 16th, 2009 09:54:19

Does this say “hot” to you?

October 15th, 2009 by Vader

I refer to this image: (more…)

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October 15th, 2009 11:30:38

How to hide racial discrimination in university admissions

October 15th, 2009 by Vader

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October 15th, 2009 11:13:41

Lord Vader is Full of Hot Air

October 15th, 2009 by admin

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October 15th, 2009 11:08:31

How to raise the Dow

October 15th, 2009 by Vader

Inflate the dollars used to measure it.

It’s like solving global warming by raising the zero point of the temperature scale. Not that we’ve seen a lot of evidence of global warming lately.

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October 15th, 2009 10:45:06

“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will *really* hurt me”

October 15th, 2009 by Vader

NFL double standard: Saying that the media want black quarterbacks to win is worse than torturing puppies.

Notwithstanding that what is being said is (1) almost certainly true, and (2) pointing out an instance of racism, not endorsing it.

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October 15th, 2009 10:42:25

“I the Lord, knowing the calamity which should come upon the inhabitants of the earth…”

October 14th, 2009 by Vader

There’s no question Mormonism has a strong apocalyptic vein running through it. (more…)

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October 14th, 2009 20:56:57