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Did It Work?

June 29th, 2012 by John Mansfield

What I want to know is: How many overdue books and videos have since been turned in by patrons of the Portales Public Library? If any of the Twilight stuff is still out, another example may be needed. (KRQE)

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June 29th, 2012 08:38:45

Doesn’t this violate the 24th Amendment?

June 28th, 2012 by Vader

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June 28th, 2012 11:22:13

Blaming the wrong party

June 28th, 2012 by Vader

The left is a collection of those who blame society for nature’s shabby treatment of them.  (more…)

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June 28th, 2012 11:03:55

A superb understanding of the male nerd

June 27th, 2012 by Vader

Is evinced here:   (more…)

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June 27th, 2012 15:59:05

Why I won’t fly unless I’m piloting

June 26th, 2012 by Vader

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June 26th, 2012 12:19:50

Germany reverting to form

June 26th, 2012 by Vader

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June 26th, 2012 12:05:27

We admire your restraint

June 26th, 2012 by Vader

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June 26th, 2012 11:26:54

Glued to her seat

June 26th, 2012 by Vader

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June 26th, 2012 11:19:24

Lying for the greater good

June 25th, 2012 by Vader

My previous post got me thinking. When are we justified in lying?   (more…)

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June 25th, 2012 12:59:38

Obama’s memoirs

June 25th, 2012 by Vader

Are in the grand literary tradition of Rigoberto Menchu.

His Majesty: “It’s a very old tradition, which is why I’ve discouraged you from writing your own memoirs. They would not be trustworthy.”

But then, neither is Lucas’ oeuvre.

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June 25th, 2012 12:04:24

Business cliches

June 25th, 2012 by Vader

A glossary.

His Majesty points out that the list is hardly exhaustive, especially if one extends “business” to include the MBAs managing much of government and the military. Feel free to make additions in the comments.

 

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June 25th, 2012 10:36:25

Why do so many people loathe and despise personal injury attorneys?

June 23rd, 2012 by Vader

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June 23rd, 2012 09:38:33

The price

June 18th, 2012 by Vader

I don’t know whether to consider this a late Father’s Day or early Fourth of July story.  (more…)

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June 18th, 2012 15:44:27

A Song for Fathers

June 16th, 2012 by John Mansfield

In case you missed it a couple summers ago, or in case you didn’t and enjoyed it as I did, here’s Brandon Flowers singly a fatherly song from his Flamingo album.

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June 16th, 2012 19:03:46

Earth is Room Enough, or Stand on Zanzibar/Delaware.

June 16th, 2012 by Bookslinger

Excuse me tooting my own horn, but I think a comment of mine deserves it’s own post. (I love math.)

Vader linked to a graphic/factoid that illustrates that the volume of water on earth (approx 1.37 billion cubic kilometers) would fit into a sphere 700 kilometers in radius (870 miles in diameter).

1.37 billion cubic KILOmeters is a big number, but juxtaposed to the whole earth it might seem that that might not be enough water for an earth-sized planet full of people.

Now let’s get a feel for how the whole human population, estimated at 7 billion, relates to the surface area of the planet.

John Brunner wrote a novel called Stand on Zanzibar, expressing the image of a projected world population of 7,000,000,000 standing shoulder to shoulder, all fitting on the main island of Zanzibar, approximately 600 square miles. That would give each person, on average, 2.39 square feet, 600*5280*5280/7000000000. Or, each person taking up a square 18.5 inches on a side.

I’m a bit crowd-phobic, so let’s be a bit more generous, and give everyone a square yard, 9 square feet, a little plot 3 feet by 3 feet.

7000000000 people * 1 square yard = 7000000000 square yards.
(1760 yards/mile)
7000000000/1760/1760 = 2260 square miles.

2260 ^ .5 = 47.54 miles per side.

Delaware is 2490 square miles.

So Isaac Asimov was right, the Earth is Room Enough, and we could all stand on Delaware.

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June 16th, 2012 15:17:05