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The Singing Won’t be the Same

September 25th, 2013 by John Mansfield

It looks like the men and boys of the priesthood will no longer gather in bodies of a few or several dozen thoughout the land to listen to their leaders cheer and admonish them from Salt Lake City. (link)

“Therefore, he took Moses out of their midst, and the Holy Priesthood also.”—Doctrine and Covenants 84:25

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September 25th, 2013 09:59:04

On Logic, Faulty and Snarky

September 24th, 2013 by Vader

BYU students employ few of the traditional college stress relievers. Ergo, BYU students are unusually stressed out.        (more…)

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September 24th, 2013 13:30:37

I need to shatter a few more worlds

September 22nd, 2013 by Vader

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September 22nd, 2013 15:06:13

Lord Vader’s hideous gargoyle mask

September 22nd, 2013 by Jeeves

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September 22nd, 2013 15:00:58

Parenting advice

September 20th, 2013 by Vader

Occasionally His Majesty dredges up some parenting advice that is remarkably good, considering he’s an retired evil galactic overlord.  He shared the following bit of wisdom with me over his coffee and donuts this morning:     (more…)

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September 20th, 2013 10:14:45

The Mormon Evangelist’s Wife

September 20th, 2013 by John Mansfield

Finishing up with back-to-school night at Ridgeview Middle School, a middle-aged woman in a skirt with a name tag walked down the hall toward me and past me. All the teachers’ name tags were white with black lettering, but this one was black with white lettering. When a bishop or stake president shows up at his eighth-graders’ school, his title is Mister, and his wife’s is Mrs. The call of a mission president and his wife is full-time, though, and even when attending her children’s needs, she is Sister to all she meets, to the saints and especially to the gentiles.

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September 20th, 2013 06:01:17

A particularly good essay

September 11th, 2013 by Vader

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September 11th, 2013 12:04:28

Sacred remembrance

September 11th, 2013 by Vader

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September 11th, 2013 11:10:47

“The uncomfortable and even dangerous kind of clarity”

September 11th, 2013 by Vader

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September 11th, 2013 10:56:21

Freak out your kid

September 10th, 2013 by Bookslinger

What does the fox say?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE

Snoring animals. http://youtu.be/_ubP5zHnlrE

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September 10th, 2013 16:22:08

I am a respirationist

September 10th, 2013 by Vader

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September 10th, 2013 09:33:28

Body English

September 06th, 2013 by Bookslinger

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I think this photo illustrates Obama’s attitude towards Netanyahu and Israel. Contrast with:
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September 06th, 2013 14:39:17

Rent-a-Wife

September 01st, 2013 by Zen

No, this is not about a morally degenerate commercialization of tawdry sexuality. This is a completely different kind of moral degeneracy.

It seems that

Most young women want to get married, eventually. Fewer and fewer of them want to be wives. They are even less interested in being homemakers or helpmates.
For reason that do not need elaboration, the role of wife has been diminished, demeaned and degraded to the point where women believe that wives are gussied up domestic servants.
And so all that domestic running-the-household business is farmed out to ladies needing a paycheck. No men, sorry. Just ladies. Feminists are incensed at the name, but it seems the greatest number of people employing them are overworked women who want some of their life back.
Why do I say moral degeneracy? People want marriage…. but not to actually do any of the hard work of marriage, or to assume any of the roles or responsibilities. It isn’t marriage that people want. It is just the pomp and show that goes with it.
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September 01st, 2013 19:28:11