Junior Ganymede
Servants to folly, creation, and the Lord JESUS CHRIST. We endeavor to give satisfaction

Talking trash to your girlfriend

November 30th, 2011 by Vader

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November 30th, 2011 16:27:48

A classic takedown

November 29th, 2011 by Vader

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November 29th, 2011 10:08:02

America’s Loss is New Zealand’s Gain

November 28th, 2011 by John Mansfield

New Zealand’s Green Party will hold thirteen seats after Saturday’s election. Among their new Members of Parliament is expatriate Californian Julie Anne Genter. (more…)

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November 28th, 2011 14:06:05

I almost certainly take myself too seriously

November 28th, 2011 by Vader

But this had me laughing my carapace off.

 

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November 28th, 2011 13:25:47

Six-year-old boy who played “doctor”

November 28th, 2011 by Vader

Is now looking at being listed as a sex offender for the rest of his life.

Proving that even the most worthy of causes (coming down hard on child molestation) can still be taken too far by a sufficiently corrupt mind.

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November 28th, 2011 11:22:25

On the sweetness of Mormon [Missionary] life…

November 28th, 2011 by Bookslinger

We were in a South American mission. I was the District Leader of a remote district, hours away from the mission office and any other district. (more…)

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November 28th, 2011 01:29:49

Choose your punch line.

November 23rd, 2011 by Bookslinger

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November 23rd, 2011 18:00:58

A message from our troops

November 21st, 2011 by Vader

To Occupy Wall Street:   (more…)

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November 21st, 2011 17:28:06

Twilight

November 17th, 2011 by Vader

I clearly do not grok it, because this just … er … well … huh …

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November 17th, 2011 14:41:04

The human brain as tumor

November 17th, 2011 by Vader

It seems the human brain derives much of its complexity from its chromosomal instability.

I find the “brain as tumor” idea kind of interesting, though I confess I am not a huge Blish fan. Nor am I sure where to take it.

His Majesty: “I’ve know a number of politicians who appear to have taken the brain as tumor concept seriously, and adopted the obvious solution.”

 

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November 17th, 2011 12:33:19

A question of legal ethics

November 17th, 2011 by Vader

How far should a lawyer go to present his client’s case, when his client is clearly a delusional paranoid schizophrenic?

I’d snark that “legal ethics” was an oxymoron if I hadn’t known so many good and decent lawyers in my lifetime.

His Majesty: “The media nowadays make their money by presenting a freak show, so naturally it’s the freaks who find their way into the news.”

 

 

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November 17th, 2011 09:11:09

New ways to motivate them

November 16th, 2011 by Vader

Not so different from the old ways.

Derek Lowe, incidentally, is well worth a regular read. A thoroughly terrestrial soul, and I mean that as a compliment.

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November 16th, 2011 10:27:07

“Meritocracy, thy name is Chelsea”

November 15th, 2011 by Vader

Walter Russell Meade snarks on a tempting target.

The old Jedi tried to avoid the problem by not having children, an approach similar to that of the early Catholic fathers. (Heh.) My own experience brings painfully alive the perils of nepotism: I went to all that trouble to introduce Luke to the Emperor, and even secure a position for him, but it just didn’t work out well at all.

I don't want to work for His Pruniness!

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November 15th, 2011 11:30:57

Failing to be offended

November 14th, 2011 by Vader

I’m told I should be offended by the VW suicide bomber viral commercial, but in fact I find it hilarious. I’d probably be more likely to buy a VW if VW had actually made the commercial.

Instead, VW is going after the producers of the commercial. I guess VW isn’t trying to appeal to the asthmatic-villain-American market. I have that problem a lot, actually.

His Majesty: “Problem?”

 

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November 14th, 2011 14:47:46

When Congress investigates a firm …

November 12th, 2011 by Vader

… some Congressmen short the firm’s stock. And it’s apparently perfectly legal.

His Majesty: “Did you think Congressmen got rich on their salaries?”

 

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November 12th, 2011 19:04:28