Junior Ganymede
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54’40” or Fight.

May 19th, 2009 by G.

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May 19th, 2009 12:40:04

Its Pronounced Moustarsh, You Silly Yank.

May 13th, 2009 by G.

On the sweetness of Mormon Life. (more…)

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May 13th, 2009 08:03:45

Honor Thy Mother

May 10th, 2009 by Pecos Bill

If’n you know what’s good for you.

Relief Society Enrichment Meeting

Relief Society Enrichment Meeting

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May 10th, 2009 01:15:59

AG Holder angrily denounces himself.

May 06th, 2009 by G.

Calls for his own impeachment were premature, he said, but he refused to rule it out. Or so I’m told.

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May 06th, 2009 17:18:05

Recession neighborliness

May 05th, 2009 by G.

Mormonism–acting out a self-conscious sense of community since 1830. And that’s a good thing.

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May 05th, 2009 08:12:43

Happy Birthday, Betsey Pearl

May 04th, 2009 by G.

[Today would be Betsey’s 8th birthday. This is what I wrote on her birthday four years ago.] (more…)

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May 04th, 2009 00:52:59

I know more than you.

May 01st, 2009 by G.

Testigos de Jehovah (Jehovah’s Witnesses) got under my skin when I was a missionary. One of the things that bugged me most was the infantile delight they took in telling you that they knew what God’s name was.

None of them ever could explain *why* knowing that his real name was “Jehovah” mattered and mostly they seemed surprised that I asked. If I were an uncharitable man, all the evidence would have pointed to them caring about God’s real name only because, “nyah, nyah, I know something you don’t know.” (more…)

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May 01st, 2009 07:33:58

Cleaned in the Water

April 27th, 2009 by G.

On the sweetness of Mormon life. (more…)

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April 27th, 2009 05:40:56

Judge Not

April 23rd, 2009 by G.

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April 23rd, 2009 13:09:34

Red States and Blue States

April 22nd, 2009 by Pecos Bill

This intellectual cuss says he reckons he savvies why some states are blue and some are red. (more…)

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April 22nd, 2009 09:18:54

Heaven Our Haven

April 22nd, 2009 by G.

Heaven Haven, by Gerard Manley Hopkins: (more…)

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April 22nd, 2009 08:52:50

The Reverend Sydney B. Obama

April 21st, 2009 by Bertie

It came to me yesterday, amidst my busy schedule of plucking the gowans fine and imbibing potations in moderation, whom it was that the American President reminded me of. All in a flash–or in a sudden moment of illumination, if you prefer to put it that way, one of Jeeves’ gags–I saw it all. “Strike me pink, it’s Soapy Sid!”

I only wonder that a normally observant fellow like me missed it for so long. I mean to say, the two of them are practically twins, like wossname, Damocles and Psoriasis.

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April 21st, 2009 08:01:46

Visitors Welcome

April 21st, 2009 by G.

beanmission.blogspot.com

beanmission.blogspot.com

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April 21st, 2009 01:25:32

Right to Keep and Bear Arms

April 20th, 2009 by G.

Respected Ninth Circuit Jurist Pulls a Marbury v. Madison, upholding a particular gun regulation while finding that the 2nd Amendment applies to the states.

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April 20th, 2009 14:44:05

They Can Stick It

April 20th, 2009 by G.

On the sweetness of Mormon life–
I am waiting to pass the sacrament. Our newest deacon explains to me in whispers why “Rock of Ages” is wrong for an opening hymn. (more…)

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April 20th, 2009 06:49:30