Its Pronounced Moustarsh, You Silly Yank.
On the sweetness of Mormon Life. (more…)
Honor Thy Mother
If’n you know what’s good for you.

Relief Society Enrichment Meeting
AG Holder angrily denounces himself.
Calls for his own impeachment were premature, he said, but he refused to rule it out. Or so I’m told.
Recession neighborliness
Mormonism–acting out a self-conscious sense of community since 1830. And that’s a good thing.
Happy Birthday, Betsey Pearl
[Today would be Betsey’s 8th birthday. This is what I wrote on her birthday four years ago.] (more…)
I know more than you.
Testigos de Jehovah (Jehovah’s Witnesses) got under my skin when I was a missionary. One of the things that bugged me most was the infantile delight they took in telling you that they knew what God’s name was.
None of them ever could explain *why* knowing that his real name was “Jehovah” mattered and mostly they seemed surprised that I asked. If I were an uncharitable man, all the evidence would have pointed to them caring about God’s real name only because, “nyah, nyah, I know something you don’t know.” (more…)
Cleaned in the Water
On the sweetness of Mormon life. (more…)
Judge Not
Me (thumping my chest self-righteously): “I am not being self-righteous! YOU are being self-righteous by calling me self-righteous! It is self-righteous to call someone self-righteous!“
Red States and Blue States
This intellectual cuss says he reckons he savvies why some states are blue and some are red. (more…)
Heaven Our Haven
Heaven Haven, by Gerard Manley Hopkins: (more…)
The Reverend Sydney B. Obama
It came to me yesterday, amidst my busy schedule of plucking the gowans fine and imbibing potations in moderation, whom it was that the American President reminded me of. All in a flash–or in a sudden moment of illumination, if you prefer to put it that way, one of Jeeves’ gags–I saw it all. “Strike me pink, it’s Soapy Sid!”
I only wonder that a normally observant fellow like me missed it for so long. I mean to say, the two of them are practically twins, like wossname, Damocles and Psoriasis.
Right to Keep and Bear Arms
Respected Ninth Circuit Jurist Pulls a Marbury v. Madison, upholding a particular gun regulation while finding that the 2nd Amendment applies to the states.
They Can Stick It
On the sweetness of Mormon life–
I am waiting to pass the sacrament. Our newest deacon explains to me in whispers why “Rock of Ages” is wrong for an opening hymn. (more…)
