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Home Church, Easter 2019

April 22nd, 2019 by G.

We watched the Music and the Spoken Word for today. It was lovely, barring the dresses for the bell ringers. We also tried to watch the Tabernacle Choir’s Easter special but the narration was pageant-tier bad and we could not stomach it. We worked on a song for church. We bore testimony to our children. We talked about our dead loved ones for whom we have the hope of resurrection.

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April 22nd, 2019 04:40:44

You Don’t Have to Be Temple Worthy

April 15th, 2019 by G.

You don’t have to be temple worthy to have a temple worthiness interview with your bishop.

A prime example of the nameless virtue (#namelessvirtue).

Come to think of it, mortality and the keeping of the first estate are all a giant exercise in the nameless virtue.  A more deliberate method of putting yourself in the way of having all your flaws exposed I cannot imagine.  Maybe that’s the difference between the great majority whose mortal experience is only fetal or as a very young child, and those of us who live longer.  Maybe they knew perfectly well they were going to flub it and volunteered to come anyway, while we minority of optimists felt that it would be a challenge but believed we were up to it.

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April 15th, 2019 06:53:34

Tiny Caterpillar Engineers

April 09th, 2019 by MC

[“Instead of just standing there watching, can you get me more popsicle sticks for my important STEM work?”]

Coming home from work today, my daughter greeted me with, “Daddy, look what I made in STEM today!” This year the kids have been attending a 2-day/week homeschool co-op. “STEM” is one of their subjects, and yes, it stands for “Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics.”.

What she made was a little caterpillar marionette, constructed of colored fuzzballs on a string, draped from a popsicle stick. It was cute, and I am a proud papa. It’s the perfect sort of activity for a six-year-old. It was also what in a more innocent age would have been called “arts and crafts” rather than anything to do with “STEM.”  (more…)

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April 09th, 2019 01:58:52

Comrades on the Wall

March 19th, 2019 by G.

Some of my kids are into my teens now, and sometimes they surprise me. (more…)

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March 19th, 2019 06:41:43

Presiding Quorums in Rome

March 12th, 2019 by John Mansfield

The entire Quorum of the Twelve Apostles of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints gathered in Rome, together with the Church’s First Presidency. Why? What did they wish to communicate with this meeting? To whom?

Also, I have never before seen a group portrait of these two quorums posing together. I have disliked the abreviation “Q15” that some use, mostly their detractors, but maybe I am behind the times. (Mormon Newsroom link)

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March 12th, 2019 07:53:03

Angina Monologue 36

March 10th, 2019 by Vader

 

His Majesty has always been something of a contrarian.

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March 10th, 2019 19:12:08

Poet Head

January 17th, 2019 by G.

They were all poets and cavaliers.  If you asked them a question, they would respond with a flight of fancy. 

“What is the weather like?” 

“Whether the weather likes what the weather is like I am not disposed to say.  Yet I vow my sunny disposition is brightened by this sun, which steadfast glow shall never be put out, be it enclouded or endarkened to our view.” 

You could not break them out of it.  If you pressed them hard enough for a straight answer on some practical point, they simply switched and let their other head talk to you. 

You see, all these creatures had two heads. (more…)

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January 17th, 2019 10:00:49

Power or Influence

January 11th, 2019 by G.

No power or influence can or ought to be maintained by virtue of the priesthood, only by persuasion, by long-suffering, by gentleness and meekness, and by love unfeigned; By kindness, and pure knowledge, which shall greatly enlarge the soul without hypocrisy, and without guile—43 Reproving betimes with sharpness, when moved upon by the Holy Ghost; and then showing forth afterwards an increase of love toward him whom thou hast reproved, lest he esteem thee to be his enemy;

–thus D&C 121

There’s a puzzle. The conventional interpretation is pretty straightforward and never to be despised. But it doesn’t seem to fit the actual church very well. In fact, priesthood is everywhere a form of power or influence. (more…)

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January 11th, 2019 10:36:35

Christmas Cold

December 31st, 2018 by G.

I had a cold yesterday.  I sat in the foyer, took the bread and water, and left.

My mind is usually pretty active.  Everywhere I go I carry with me a superstructure of plans, goals, attitudes, and mythmaking.  I like it that way.

But it was nice to be too run down for any of that.  It was nice to experience the sacrament and the spirit of it without any preconceptions, hopes, or narrative.

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December 31st, 2018 06:13:37

The Great Fact of Christmas

December 26th, 2018 by G.

We got a Christmas card this year that said something like “celebrating the birth of the great I AM.”  It is a juxtaposition that startles if you let it, a little baby being born and the great I AM, Jehovah Lord of Armies and a helpless infant.

As a holiday, though, Christmas is just about Him.  At Easter, we do and should think about our personal benefit in tough and intimate terms from the Saviour’s victory over death and sin.  At Christmas, its all about the baby.  So its appropriate that we celebrate Him in all his aspects.  It’s appropriate that it makes for a great party.

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December 26th, 2018 06:47:40

Christmas Goodies

December 24th, 2018 by G.

Enjoy the season, enjoy the Christ child, enjoy your family. And if you have a moment for some cozy quiet, curl up and enjoy one of these links.

Wise men

 

“For the Lamb which is in the midst of the throne shall feed them, and shall lead them unto living fountains of waters: and God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes.”

 

Enjoy these goodies. (more…)

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December 24th, 2018 21:35:01

To They of the Last Shopping Days before Christmas

December 23rd, 2018 by G.

Tomorrow I will have to get the paper bags that I forgot, and maybe one or two other things.  It will probably be crowded aisles and uncrowded shelves.  The people will be tired.  Not jolly, but mostly kind.

You last minute shoppers, I salute you.  You care enough to put together a Christmas even when its frantic.  You care enough to vow you’ll get going sooner next year, and when you invariably don’t, to decide to do the best you can with the short time you have left.  You love Christmas too much.  The great hopes you have are too merry for this earth, so you put your prep off until you have no choice, and you head out to follow the star and see if it will lead you to something wonderful even in the chaos and mess of a stable.

The angel choirs practiced for millennia.  The shepherds came as they were.

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December 23rd, 2018 17:07:27

Three Youths on the Path

December 20th, 2018 by G.

By chance three young men met at the beginning of the Path, the one true Path that runs east of the Moon and west of the Sun, the Path whose entrance is hidden and narrow.

Each marveled that he had found the Path and marveled that fate had sent him companions with which to travel it.

“Are you like me, gentlemen?”  the dark-haired one said.  “I found the path by reading old books and discovering the lies that modern scholars told.  I asked the questions they avoided and traced the logical implications that they refused to even acknowledge.  The gap in the leaves that leads here was hard to find, but it was there, and they said it was not.  So I walked through it.  Was it the same with you?”

“No!” the freckled one said brightly.  “One night I heard music.  I got up from my bed and followed it to a dark crossroads, where a voice from the wood told me to always follow signs and  my heart.  I rush in without thinking about the consequences, because I know it will be all right.  Today I saw a dove flying and it shone like it was purest gold.  A crow larger than I have ever seen rose up and attacked it.  I was angry, and called on the powers that be to drive off this crow, because the dove was fair and beautiful.  When I did, an eagle swooped down and struck the crow.  The dove flew on and I followed it here.”

The third one with yellow hair looked curiously at them both.  “I am here,” he said slowly, “because my grandfather and my father walked this path when they were my age.  They told me to come.  They showed me the way.”

The freckled one laughed.  “I love how different our stories are.  We should become companions on this Path.  It is obviously meant to be.”

The dark-haired one nodded.  “Mutual aid and taking advantage of unexpected good fortune such as this are policies that maximize expected value in outcomes.  It is not probable that our presence here at the same time is coincidence.”

The other boy agreed.  “Like my father and grandfather always said, ‘Journey with friends, you’ll all win your ends.'”

Then, because it felt right, because it was customary, because an understanding of evolved human nature suggested it would have positive effects on the primitive subconscious, they clasped hands and swore fellowship.

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December 20th, 2018 07:16:21

2019: An Astronautical Year?

December 17th, 2018 by John Mansfield

Virgin Galactic jumped ahead a couple weeks to start a year with tantalizing possibilities for manned space flight. Spaceship Two reached the 50-mile height that the FAA considers high enough to count as “space.” The last time an American rocket lofted men that high was 2011, the last launch of the Atlantis.

Blue Origin announced in October that it will crew a capsule on a similarly sub-orbital trajectory atop its New Shepard in the first half of 2019. Boeing and SpaceX are both on NASA’s schedule to perform manned demonstration flights in the summer of their new orbital capsules. Those projections are close enough ahead to have some potential correlation with future reality. After years of anticipation and many, many adjustments of the projected timelines, this could be the year. How many of the four will have launched before the close of 2019? How many will have launched paying customers, private individuals not associated with the companies or government space agencies in 2020?

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December 17th, 2018 09:58:11

Angina Monologue 35

December 02nd, 2018 by Vader

“Where is your God now?”

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December 02nd, 2018 19:05:01