EPA to Regulate Water Vapor and Carbon Dioxide as Pollutants

They kin regulate my breathing when they pry my lungs from my cold, daid mouth.  Not ‘fore then.  .

And while ahm thinking on it, I reckon ah’ll tell you that I don’t aim to give up my frijoles neither.

[Editor–Pecos Bill is roughly correct.  People and animals breathe out carbon dioxide.  People and animals let loose methane.  We’re all pollutants, if you’re the kind of addlepate enviro who thinks that way.  But he’s wrong that the EPA is regulating water vapor.  Water vapor is by far a more powerful green house gas than methane or carbon dioxide, so that’s hypocrisy on the EPA’s part.]