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Adam and Eve Social Pressure

November 21st, 2023 by G.

Does the Garden of Eden story tell us anything about the types of social pressures that men and women are most vulnerable to?  Eve was hit by general social pressure and an appeal to increase her status, whereas what got Adam was a pretty woman and/or domestic appeals.

Does that generalize?  Dunno.

Yes, I know there are profound doctrinal truths and mythopoetic insights to be garnered from the Garden of Eden story, but I happened not to be thinking about any of those.  I happened to be thinking about this instead.  So sorry.  Our normal insight suppliers have experienced 48% YoY cost increases, so we are offering these substitutes instead.  ICantBelieveItsNotInsight!

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November 21st, 2023 07:12:33

Second “Starship” Test Flight

November 18th, 2023 by Pecos Bill

I reckon as how I owes my pard  Elon a apology.  Yessirree, I’m right sorry.  I was out doin’ a mite o’ bird huntin’ and maybe took a shot that I oughtn’t to have took.  It shore is tough being as quick on the draw as I am.    I jest ain’t never poached a rocket before.

 

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November 18th, 2023 08:36:14

Fun with Internet Search

November 16th, 2023 by John Mansfield

The obituary for Elder Ballard says he is survived by seven children, 43 grandchildren, 105 great-grandchildren, and one great-great-grandchild. So at first glance at least one of the Elder Ballard’s children had as many children as Ballard and his wife did. The ratio of great-grandchildren to grandchildren is 2.4. What might that ratio grow to with future births?

I am not interested in Elder Ballard’s family per se, but I find it a case put in my lap of a faithful Mormon public figure, who had several children and whose children had several children, that I might use to ponder what the drop-off in fecundity may be for the current generation involved in having children. It is also a big enough family that individual cases of involuntary limited fertility shouldn’t throw off the population-scale picture.
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November 16th, 2023 11:34:42

Backdate Your Baptism

November 16th, 2023 by G.

 

Hebrews 10 contrasts Christ with the Judaic priests. They have to sacrifice every year, whereas Christ did it once. The argument is that Christ’s sacrifice was obviously more effective. Are you really sin free if you keep sinning and need a new atoning sacrifice every year?

The yearly atoning sacrifice makes sense from the childish view of sin that it’s a question of debits and credits with the sacrifice periodically topping off your account. This forensic view is not totally wrong but it is badly incomplete.

Hebrews 10 talks about how the Mosaic sacrifice was meant to compensate for violations of the law but Christ’s sacrifice makes you holy.  The New Perspective on sin is that it is primarily a state of being. It is who you are. Sins are a reflection of your inward weakness and malice, and pay the price of your existing sins all you wish, if the inside of the vessel is not cleansed, you are still in sin.

Christ pays your debts, to be sure, but only incidentally. He spends freely to do something much more difficult and lasting–to make you the kind of person who is not a debtor.  We might extend Elder Packer’s old (and good!) LDS parable of the debtor in this way:

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November 16th, 2023 11:01:40

Angelic Critique

November 14th, 2023 by G.

Thereby have some entertained angels unawares.

For me, the best application of this scripture is to be open to reproofs from people who aren’t just echoing Great and Spacious Building propaganda.

All criticisms gratefully accepted.

jacob wrestles with the angel gen 32 24 32

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November 14th, 2023 07:58:00

Hurrah for Israel

November 14th, 2023 by G.

On the sweetness…

In your unusually quiet family ward sacrament, one young fellow abruptly stands on the bench and gives just one bellow.

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November 14th, 2023 07:45:38

Elder Ballard Goes

November 13th, 2023 by G.

https://newsroom.churchofjesuschrist.org/article/president-m-russell-ballard-dies

He was a window to an older Church run along family lines.

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November 13th, 2023 16:54:20

Last Days of the Republic, Spanish Edition

November 10th, 2023 by G.

A founder of Spain’s rising anti-establishment party was shot in the face in an attempted assassination yesterday.

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November 10th, 2023 09:31:22

TFR like Soccer Scores

November 10th, 2023 by G.

I for one welcome our new Mongol Israelegyptistan overlords

https://nitter.net/BirthGauge/status/1720550649799077991#m

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November 10th, 2023 07:51:34

LDS > LSD

November 08th, 2023 by G.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CzROOMRr0A7/

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November 08th, 2023 12:09:20

GC Debrief–Nanosecond Mortality

November 07th, 2023 by G.

Quoted by Elder Oaks:

Mortal lifetime is barely a nanosecond compared with eternity. But what a crucial nanosecond it is!

-thus President Nelson

Infinities and eternities are mindwrenching when you really come to wrestle with them.  In comparison with infinite time, your  mortal life and the stillborn child’s life and Methuselah’s life are all 0.  A point on an endless line.  Infinitely small.

That is why mortality is so precious.  The  memories and associations and experiences you have here will be fresh in your mind, “before your face,” forever.  You will never, ever, ever again know what it is like to be a mortal under these skies.

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November 07th, 2023 06:13:06

Crowd Out Sin

November 07th, 2023 by G.

one does not drive sin out of his life; he crowds it out with love of God and neighbor. Our lives do not then depend on the principle of avoiding sin, which is a tiresome job, but on living constantly in the climate of Divine Love.

— Fulton Sheen

Amen.  For me the principle discovery of our work with virtue sets was the difference between sin avoidance and holiness seeking.  Not away from, but towards.

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November 07th, 2023 04:23:52

Vegan Bedtime

November 07th, 2023 by G.

I’m as manly as the next guy, but I have to admit I have a pretty vegan bedtime.  My sheets aren’t leather.  No animal products are consumed while I sleep.

 

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November 07th, 2023 03:56:43

GC Debrief — The Afterlife

November 06th, 2023 by G.

I noticed some interesting teaching in passing about the afterlife.

After a period in which the disobedient suffer for their sins, which suffering prepares them for what is to follow, all will be resurrected and proceed to the Final Judgment of the Lord Jesus Christ.

thus Elder Oaks

In a word, purgatory.  I had never  heard this before.  Spirit prison is a place of suffering?  Check.  But I hadn’t put it together that the suffering is preparatory

Gustave Dore, The Divine Comedy, La Divina Commedia, Purgatorio, canto XIII, v. 61-63, print etching, .

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November 06th, 2023 06:12:56

He Stove Them In

November 06th, 2023 by G.

The Great and Spacious Building has no foundations because he stove them in.

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