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Ye Cannot Behold With Your Natural Eyes

February 12th, 2010 by G.

On the sweetness of Mormon Life. (more…)

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February 12th, 2010 12:00:09

How to Grow a Backyard Garden

February 12th, 2010 by Jeeves

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February 12th, 2010 01:13:00

Surfeited with Gs.

February 10th, 2010 by Bertie

Your Bertram haughtily stoops to acknowledge that he is an aristo-elitist enemy of the people, doomed to the tumbrils with the Duc d’Enghien and Mitt Romney. Quite.

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February 10th, 2010 14:21:21

Laser Fusion Advance

February 10th, 2010 by Pecos Bill

I ain’t gonna get too excited until they kin fit laser fusion, nickel-plated, into mah holster.

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February 10th, 2010 11:49:59

Magneto-Hydrodynamic Shields for Atmospheric De-orbiting

February 10th, 2010 by Pecos Bill

Whew, howdy, me and Widowmaker sure coulda used one of them things, mah spurs always melted on reentry.

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February 10th, 2010 08:56:52

Gold, Myrrh, and Chemotherapy

February 10th, 2010 by G.

Frankincense may have cancer-combating properties.

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February 10th, 2010 08:52:23

The Fall of the Roman Empire

February 05th, 2010 by Jeeves

Gentlemen whose tastes incline to the historical can do no better than this excellent review of recent writing on the fall of the Roman Empire.

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February 05th, 2010 17:17:34

Enlist now!

February 05th, 2010 by G.

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February 05th, 2010 16:00:24

Today’s Dose of Mormon Internet Misanthropy

February 05th, 2010 by John Mansfield

Reading via the internet, one can find any number of people who wish the entire Church were inactive so as to accommodate their preference for avoiding human contact with their coreligionists. Sunday School should be eliminated and leadership meetings and seminary and stake conference and MIA activities and proselyting missions, and couldn’t sacrament meeting be cut to half hour and held quarterly? Because “I dislike being in the same room with other people” lacks something as a rallying cry, often the would-be destroyers proclaim their devotion to service and dream of all the service they would be performing if the church wasn’t holding them back. I have my doubts.

A frequent target for the misanthropes is scouting. I wish to take up one small item that the anti-scouts throw down every time as an example of the silliness of scouting: knot tying. What kind of person never learned the square knot and the bowline? Answer: an incompetent person. A wise, experienced mother training our district’s den chiefs one Saturday said something that has stuck with me the eighteen years since: Scouts do craft activities because a boy who doesn’t learn to do things with his hands becomes a man who is handicapped. There are a number of cub scouts in whose hands I placed a hammer or a screwdriver for the first time. As with the tactile, so with the social. A couple times teaching knots makes it abundantly clear how socially useful the activity is, besides being a lot of fun playing with rope. The boys learn, and then they teach others. After watching this happen a few times, I thought “No wonder knot tying is the stereotypical scouting activity!” “Misfit loner” is a label that most people could apply to their own feelings during some period of their own youth. Scouting is an excellent setting for a boy to begin getting experienced at something, and then share his nascent skills with the next boy.

“One step towards happiness is to make yourself healthy and strong while you are a boy, so that you can be useful and so you can enjoy life when you are a man.”—from Baden-Powell’s farewell

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February 05th, 2010 07:06:28

The good news (for Democrats)

February 04th, 2010 by G.

Republican voters are ignorant and stupid (more…)

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February 04th, 2010 12:26:08

Tim Tebow’s Pro-Life Superbowl Ad

February 04th, 2010 by G.

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February 04th, 2010 09:06:04

The Voice that Breathed O’er Eden

February 02nd, 2010 by Bertie

I have the honor of announcing that a certain chic West End address will soon be enlivened by a blushing bride and, if our union is blessed, the pitter patter of little feet. (more…)

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February 02nd, 2010 09:29:46

Testimony Time

February 01st, 2010 by G.

T&S is collecting testimonies. Some of them would be at home in a Unitarian congregation, but some of them are well worth your time.

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February 01st, 2010 16:37:09

Hen-pecked

January 31st, 2010 by G.

On the sweetness of Mormon life. (more…)

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January 31st, 2010 22:36:59

Facial Politics

January 29th, 2010 by G.

Apparently you can identify politics and party affiliation by looking at people’s faces. (more…)

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January 29th, 2010 09:30:35