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Cow-for-Bride Inflation in South Sudan

July 28th, 2011 by John Mansfield

“Emmanuel Gambiri said an educated wife in his cattle-herding Mundari tribe in South Sudan costs 50 cows, 60 goats and 30,000 Sudanese pounds ($12,000) in cash. [. . .] Gambiri recalls a time when wives cost as little as 12 cows and tribal chiefs wielded enough power to call the parents and set an affordable bride price.” (link)

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July 28th, 2011 09:26:15

Fatti Maschii Parole Femine

July 25th, 2011 by John Mansfield

Vacation travel had thinned out the ranks to the point that calling upon me to teach the quorum seemed a reasonable thing to do. A conference talk on service. But it’s July 24; that has to be worked in somehow. Ah, I’ve got it. (more…)

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July 25th, 2011 10:55:17

Four Movies for Fathers of Sons and Sons of Fathers

June 18th, 2011 by John Mansfield

Frequency (2000). The most heart-warming shotgun killing ever produced by the cinematic arts. (more…)

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June 18th, 2011 18:14:54

Whither Bermuda?

June 10th, 2011 by John Mansfield

As follow-up to recent inquiries regarding the whereabouts of known Mormon community leaders, Business Week now wants its readership to know where Mormon business leaders come from. The magazine’s answer: missions.

No doubt true, and an important stage in life for those Mormon titans of commerce of interest to a Business Week reader. I can’t help thinking, though, of that announcement four years ago marking one million missionaries called since 1830. In estimating the tally of noteworthy business leaders, how many zeros would have to be dropped from that 1,000,000? It feels a bit like wonderment that the US Army mangages to come up with so many generals.

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June 10th, 2011 10:40:14

On the Road Beyond Switzerland

June 06th, 2011 by John Mansfield

If you encounter a Swiss on the road this month, and you’re not driving in Switzerland, please exercise appropriate caution.

Czechoslovakia:
“The man, a 33-year-old from Lucerne, was arrested after an 80 kilometre police chase. Police only succeeded in stopping him when his car ran out of petrol. [. . ] The paper said he had a mix of stimulants and other drugs in his blood, which likely caused him to be confused and dizzy when he drove his car onto the wrong lane. No one was seriously injured in the five accidents he caused along the highway, the paper said.” (link)

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June 06th, 2011 10:43:33

When Jr. Ganymede Themes Collide

May 24th, 2011 by John Mansfield

The facility where I work received a new captain a few days ago, and this one is addressed as “ma’am.” Before returning to Navy assignments from NASA a couple years ago, she performed five EVAs totaling 34 hours. (link, link)

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May 24th, 2011 11:47:11

Bus Signage: A Literary View

May 09th, 2011 by John Mansfield

Line-by-line analysis of the following work:

17 MOUNT
RAINIER/IKEA
(NORTHBOUND)
HAVE A
NICE DAY
DRIVE SAFELY
(repeats)

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May 09th, 2011 05:50:44

Elvis, my uncle

May 05th, 2011 by John Mansfield

The Social Security administration informs us that the name Elvis has dropped from the top 1,000 boys’ names for the first time since 1954. (link) The immediate post-war years were actually a bit of an anomaly in that respect. The SSA database shows that name ranking somewhere in the top 1,000 from 1909 through 1947 reaching a high at number 623 in 1922. When I was a small boy I would let people know that Elvis was my uncle whenever his name was mentioned. More precisely, he was my mother’s uncle, my grandfather’s youngest brother. At some point I caught on that the Uncle Elvis I saw at family reunions was not the same as that Presley fellow that everyone else thought that particular name referred to.

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May 05th, 2011 19:27:46

Happy Birthday, Betsey Pearl

May 04th, 2011 by G.

Today would be Betsey’s 10th birthday. This is what I wrote on her birthday six years ago.

I closed comments to this year’s post to keep the comments all in one place.

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May 04th, 2011 19:14:57

Royal Largesse Theory of the Atonement

April 22nd, 2011 by G.

There are many theories about the Atonement. All are at best analogies. What Christ did matters much more than our explanations about it do. Especially on Good Friday, we should probably spend more time at the foot of the cross instead of critiquing concepts and philosophies. (more…)

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April 22nd, 2011 16:01:08

Unchosen Suffering

April 22nd, 2011 by G.

Christ chose to let himself be in Satan’s power and in the power of the Romans. Its important that he chose, because it made him a willing victim. Its also important that he did not directly choose the garden agony or the cross. These were the choices of his tormentors. If he had chosen them himself, he would have been willing but not a victim. (more…)

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April 22nd, 2011 12:57:20

So, what was up with the capes?

April 14th, 2011 by John Mansfield

Driving home, the interview linked below came to mind, connected somewhat with my last entry. (“Spirit of Elijah Strikes Again!”) Something about the mellowness of age looking back fondly on the extravagances of youth. Is it with satisfaction or regret that Alan White tells us, “I never wore a cape”?

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April 14th, 2011 19:15:29

Spirit of Elijah Strikes Again!

April 11th, 2011 by John Mansfield

“But the most striking findings revolved around parenthood and age. Whether it is a function of exhaustion, bickering over diapers or something inherently unpleasant about raising little children, the data doesn’t say, but parents under 30 are decidedly less happy than their child-free peers. Then, once parents hit 40, the relationship reverses and people with children are cheerier than those without.

“The more, the merrier, too — at least for older parents. For people under 30, happiness declines with each additional child. Young parents of two are unhappier than young parents with one, and young parents of one child are unhappier than young people with no children. But with parents between the ages of 40 and 50, the number of children has no impact. And after 50, each child brings more joy.” (“Older Parents Find More Joy in Their Bundles,” New York Times)

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April 11th, 2011 08:06:19

Happy Birthday, Ken Mattingly

March 24th, 2011 by John Mansfield

Belated best wishes to Ken Mattingly, who turned 75 last week. Admiral Mattingly, Command Module Pilot for Apollo 16, is the youngest lunar astronaut.

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March 24th, 2011 10:21:29

Machines Think They Know Everything

March 22nd, 2011 by John Mansfield

“On January 25, 2010, the National Archives announced in the Federal Register that filming, photographing, and videotaping by the public will be prohibited in all exhibition areas in the National Archives Building, Washington, DC, beginning February 25, 2010. [. . .] In spite of a more than 30-year-old regulation explicitly stating that flash photography was prohibited, prominent signs stating the policy throughout the exhibition areas, and security guards reminding the public, Archives staff estimated that the documents were subjected to approximately 50,000 flashes a year. While enforcement of this policy has always been a National Archives priority, new cameras with automatic flash have made the policy almost impossible to enforce.” (link)

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March 22nd, 2011 08:33:26