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In Spring the Gardener Finds Out Death

March 13th, 2013 by G.

From mysliveroflife.blogspot.com

From mysliveroflife.blogspot.com

In Spring the gardener finds out death.
He finds which limbs did not o’erwinter.
Some stems twig and bud and bloom,
Some stems splinter.

I lost a limb some seasons back,
Of my flesh, my firstborn daughter.
Time dried the break, but I still lack
The fruits–a moiety of laughter.

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March 13th, 2013 10:55:58

Proof that Coke is bad for you

February 14th, 2013 by John Mansfield

A 31-year-old woman died from heart failure due to drinking Coca-Cola says a coroner in New Zealand. However it took six to ten liters a day to do her in. Ten liters of Coke provides 970 mg of caffeine, twice the level of daily consumption that is considered toxic. Also 1 kg of sugar, though the deceased was of normal weight, apparently due to not eating or drinking anything other than Coke. So Coke will kill you if you drink two gallons a day and use it as your only form of nourishment. (more…)

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February 14th, 2013 14:23:43

Wrestling Dropped from “Olympics”

February 12th, 2013 by John Mansfield

I spent most of Saturday in a high school gym taking in an end-of-season JV county wrestling tournament, and I wondered if there will be such a tournament in twenty years. Dozens of colleges have dropped wrestling programs, and though only a fraction of the couple hundred boys I watched would be expected to go on to compete with a college team, even if all the programs from twenty years ago still existed, cutting down the prospects for the best has a way of percolating down to diminish the possibilities for everyone.

This morning we learn that wrestling will no longer be an Olympic sport, which is a bit dumbfounding. Can you really borrow the word “Olympic” for a sports festival and not have wrestling? (more…)

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February 12th, 2013 08:28:56

You Can’t Go Back

January 31st, 2013 by G.

Places long unseen often loom larger in memory than they really are. That haystack on the old farm . . . that green lane . . . that high fence in the back yard and the tree we climbed to look over it – surely they were an important part of the universe. And the old house had yawning caves in the closets, and untold mysteries in that deep cellar and up in that beckoning yet forbidding attic. Why, that house couldn’t have been as small as now it seems.

I remember these things, and they were real, and and they are real now where I keep them in remembrance.

But we can’t go back.

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January 31st, 2013 13:31:10

Their dominions upon the face of the earth were small

January 31st, 2013 by John Mansfield

The LDS Church has announced the closing of another school, this one the 49-year-old Benemerito of the Americas in Mexico City. (link) This is said to be done as the only feasible option for providing training facilities for a surge of new missionaries, but it had probably been desired for some time to close the school. A drastic, permanent loss like that isn’t allowed merely to smooth over some facilities crowding issue elsewhere.

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January 31st, 2013 09:25:22

Opportunity

January 22nd, 2013 by John Mansfield

There’s a nice little AP article marking the nine years since Opportunity landed on Mars. In the years since, the rover has traversed 22 miles. Coincidentally, the astronauts of Apollo 17 also drove their rover 22 miles during their three days on the lunar surface forty years ago. Fender repairs using map pages, duct tape, and (very importantly) gloved hands were part of those three days. Remote probes’ computers are reprogrammed frequently to compensate for degrading systems, but it’s not quite the same thing. (more…)

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January 22nd, 2013 10:37:02

Man’s Search for a Drowning Man

January 11th, 2013 by John Mansfield

Drowning Man

Consider first Stan Ridgway’s “The Drowning Man”.

Is there anybody out there
That can save a drowning man?
He’s been out there past forever,
Left his footprints in the sand.

If you made it to 1:32 in that song video, and you’re a Latter-day Saint, the next nine seconds borrowed from Richard L. Evans greatest hit, “Man’s Search for Happiness” (3:21), may have amused you.

This is the way to peace and happiness and the fulness of everlasting life. It is your Heavenly Father’s way.

Drowning Man

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January 11th, 2013 21:23:20

The Trick Behind Vader’s Sorcerer’s Ways

January 08th, 2013 by John Mansfield

No coroner has ever really examined the corpse of an Imperial officer choked by the so-called “force.” It might take some of the shine off the mystique otherwise. Consider for example, recent million dollar lottery winner Urooj Khan who died the day after receiving his winnings. (more…)

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January 08th, 2013 14:06:16

Today is the feast of the Holy Innocents

December 28th, 2012 by Vader

But our slaughter of the wholly innocent came two weeks ago.    (more…)

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December 28th, 2012 17:14:34

I Want a Daddy for Christmas

December 28th, 2012 by G.

See here. But against the stupidities of our culture, even Santa struggles in vain. (more…)

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December 28th, 2012 05:53:37

Christmas Feast

December 20th, 2012 by G.

Here is a feast of Christmas writings. Enjoy. (more…)

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December 20th, 2012 12:34:37

A Matter of Perspective

December 20th, 2012 by John Mansfield

One afternoon twenty-odd years ago, a strange paranoid mood was upon me. (more…)

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December 20th, 2012 09:33:59

Cuing John Mayer

December 17th, 2012 by John Mansfield

From Science News:

“The study, led by Cory Burghy of the University of Wisconsin–Madison, drew from the Wisconsin Study of Family and Work, which in 1990 recruited pregnant women in southern Wisconsin at prenatal visits. Three times during the first year of their babies’ lives, the mothers reported whether they were experiencing stressful situations such as depression, marital conflict, money woes or parenting stress. Researchers assumed that women who reported higher stress levels created a more stressful situation for their baby.

“Four and a half years later, daughters whose moms reported higher levels of stress had more of the stress hormone cortisol in their blood. That observation suggests the girls had trouble shutting down a hyperactive stress response. The same effect wasn’t found in boys.

“Fourteen years later, effects of that high cortisol also turned up in the daughters’ brains: The behavior of two brain regions involved in regulating emotions — the prefrontal cortex and the amygdala — were out of sync in women who had high cortisol levels as children, brain scans revealed. Usually, the prefrontal cortex and the amygdala operate in tandem, a joint effort that seems to be involved in shutting down negative emotions. But in these women, those two brain areas lost that connection. And the weaker this connection, the more likely a daughter was to have problems with anxiety, the researchers found.”

So, fathers be good to your daughters.

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December 17th, 2012 07:34:30

Some Cheerful News

November 13th, 2012 by John Mansfield

“Russian woman attacked by wolf, axes it to death.”

Oh, that I were an attacking-wolf axer, but I do sin in my wish.

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November 13th, 2012 12:29:07

Maryland’s Last Dry Town Like All the Rest Now

November 07th, 2012 by John Mansfield

Alcohol sales had been illegal in Damascus since 1884, and referendums to change that were rejected by the town’s residents in 1933, 1976, 1984, 1992, and 1996. This time the vote was 2-1 in favor of alcohol sales. The owners of the three liquor stores a couple miles out on the roads out to the south, east and northwest and the bar further out on the road north to Mt. Airy must be pondering future sales forecasts. (link)

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November 07th, 2012 14:09:52