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Cherchez le Elites

February 15th, 2021 by Patrick Henry

A French-American tries to explain some things to the Credential-American community.

Since we care so much about ideas, I would note that the United States Constitution begins with the proclamation that American citizens are a people, and that, among other things, their government’s job is to promote the general welfare of that people. Not of “ideas” but of citizens—that is to say, actual living and breathing human beings, who (or so it is to be hoped) are grateful for the legacy of their ancestors and want to pass it on to their children, and their children’s children.

 

 

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February 15th, 2021 11:36:51

Elite Integrity

February 15th, 2021 by G.

Recently people in high places have been astonishingly candid and honest.  They come in for their share of lumps from me but here I have to admit they are better men than I–were I in their place I would not dare to be so honest.

Rich businessmen and powerful leftists admit they ran a shadow collaboration to, ah, guide the 2020 election outcome.

A Washington Post journalist goes on the record that journalists are powerful and can promote people they like and damage people they don’t (and they should be able to, because democracy is important).

Because journalism, particularly at the highest level, is about raw power. It is about bringing important people to heel. . . .  [T]he Post could offer the carrot of great exposure to those who needed it, but also, always, the stick of negative coverage to those who spurned them.

 

I can only hope to have half so much integrity.

 

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February 15th, 2021 10:54:32

Dodge

February 12th, 2021 by G.

A father was out with a giant chipper feeding it brush and cuttings. The small stuff slipped down between the cogs and was ground down.  The large stuff got caught between the cogs and was ground down.  But one straight piece around the thickness of a finger bounced off the cogs, bounced around for a bit, and then went hurtling out the other side like a javelin.

The dad was hugely delighted.  He grabbed another little limb about the same size and tossed it in.  It bounced and was hurled.  Wow!  Again!

His son was out playing in the field and when he heard his dad laughing with glee came running.  Unfortunately he came running straight down the path that the sticks were hurled.

The dad yelled, “Out! Out!  No!  The sticks!” and suddenly the boy realized what was coming.  He turned ashen, span around, and started running away.

“No!” his dad yelled, “run to the side, to the side!”  By some father-son chemistry or through a long habit of obedience the son, even in the crisis, was able to understand his father and turned to the side.  He had only gone a step or two sideways when a stick came hurtling through the space where he had been.

Moral: It can better to dodge than to flee.

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February 12th, 2021 06:56:21

Like Black Pieces of Jigsaw

February 11th, 2021 by G.

I still recall a dream on the eve of my conversion (this would probably be in 2008) in which I saw a globe being covered by darkness; with the darkness being added like black pieces of jigsaw to cover the nations and oceans.
(I knew what was implied by this darkness from my own life and work.)
I saw that Good and evil are sides in a war. And I realized that I had to choose one side or the other: either that Life which was valuable, or incrementally-expanding darkness and spiritual-death.
At last I recognized that the we either take the side of Good – or else we are evil.
And I knew that I personally wanted to take the side of Good.
But you will want to click through for the bulk of his essay, where he comes up with an interesting and plausible rationale for dispensations.
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February 11th, 2021 15:45:23

How a Man and a Woman Counsel Together

February 11th, 2021 by G.

I put off linking to a marriage article because its framing is way more plebeian–One Weird Trick to Have More Sex with Your Wife!–than is suitable for the austere dignity of this blog thingo.

My poppets, my misgivings remain, but I have now relented.

The article is about how husband and wife should counsel together.  Good, and better yet it has a formula.  I like formulas, and this one fits with my own experience.  It isn’t anti-man like some marriage advice you see.  It also treats men and women as different and has a common sense explanation of how those differences each help when counseling together.    The Church puts big emphasis on the marriage counsel but even a lot of what you hear from members treats the counsel as if the two in it were fungible units.

 

That said, feel free to take issue with the advice if you are so inclined.

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February 11th, 2021 10:03:17

Unlikely Dwarven Demographics

February 10th, 2021 by G.

Either modernity has hit the dwarves extremely hard or their biology is unlikely.   From Bruce Charlton.

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February 10th, 2021 09:47:36

First Get Your Tiger

February 09th, 2021 by Patrick Henry

A far-away land had the same proverbial warning about riding a tiger as us, except that tigers were not unknown in those parts.  A villager with an inquiring bent of mind one day thought that the trouble with riding the tiger was not the ride, but what happened on getting off.  Whereas, he thought, if you could contrive to stay on safely, it would truly be a magnificent steed.  Could it be made safe?

He did a close study of the different types of harnessing for horses and oxen and reflected how to adapt them to a tiger.  Certain aspects would need to be strengthened, others changed . . .  He worked and tried and discarded and improved and created a system that got better and better.  He even made a life-size fully articulated wooden model of a tiger to experiment on.  At last he was ready.  He had made a peculiar and very sturdy saddle at the center of an intricate and interwoven network of large and small leather straps that allowed fine control of the movements of the tiger and dampened its wayward movements.  There were also semi-detachable sheaths for the riders legs and, in short, any number of ingenious and well-though out contrivances.  As close to perfection as anything can be in this world, his tiger-riding harness was perfect.

He hoisted his harness onto his shoulders and set out into the jungle to try it out on an actual tiger.

On his way he met an actual tiger.  The tiger sprang on him and devoured him before he could even lift the harness off his back.

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February 09th, 2021 07:57:59

The Educational Principle of Self-Reliance

February 09th, 2021 by G.

Some conventional Christians do not like the principle of self-reliance.  They think it impugns our dependence on God.  Others accept it, but as a temporal worldly principle only, like life insurance or brushing your teeth.

It is, however, a principle of the restored Gospel.

The difficulty goes away when we realize that self-reliance isn’t a statement of what our relationship with God is.  Its a statement of how God wants to teach us.  Self-reliance is an educational principle.  Self-reliance doesn’t mean God isn’t your father.  It means he is a father who wants his children to grow up.

Other Posts from the Sunday Morning session of the October 1991 General Conference

What is Self-Reliance?
Anyone or Anything Except the Lord

 

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February 09th, 2021 07:46:27

The Crown without a King

February 08th, 2021 by Patrick Henry

Which is a famous statue of a Greek athlete? How was it sculptured and by who? - Quora

In a certain country there was a city that had a crown without a king and a throne without a monarch.  Elders ruled the place until a king should come.  The people were not just waiting, no.  Because in fact there was a test.  From time to time the elders would approach a likely candidate and test him to see if he was the new king.  The details of the test were not generally known, but the people did know the test was administered from time to time, though so far no candidate had been successful.  It was not known exactly what criteria the elders used.  They seemed to pay particular attention to the gleaming athletes in the gymnasia, but there were other ways too.  Again, the details were not generally known.

There was a man in that place who one day wondered why the king should not be him?  He was already fit but now he dedicated himself to athleticism and beauty.    He was frequently seen in the gymnasium, gleaming with olive oil, wrestling in the nude or hurling a discus or running.  He grew stronger and swifter and more handsome.  The people began to glory in him and as he did he felt the taste of kingship coming stronger over him.  But still no call from the elders came, so one day he went to them. (more…)

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February 08th, 2021 08:42:15

Beauty All Around

February 05th, 2021 by G.

Beauty is always experienced as rare, even when it is common.  When you cease to experience it as rare, you cease to experience it as beauty.

Mortality is what allows eternal beings who have passed through it to eternally experience each moment of beauty forever as unique and rare.  Entropy, the decay and passing of all things mortal, is a device to defeat entropy–there is not anything and not even the least bit of savor of anything that is ever lost, not even a little.  It grows and grows.  You experience the moment of beauty forever and also continue on experiencing the experience and experiencing the sharing of the experience and contemplating it from new angles in light of your other experience and the manifold experiences that worlds and people without end bring to you, and the experience grows and grows and grows.

There is beauty all around.  It is no poetry to say that in your commonplace actions you are a knight errant or a princess.  You do not need to change your scene to live in the grand manner.  Who you are is already enough.

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February 05th, 2021 13:54:09

Our Solemn Responsibilities

February 02nd, 2021 by G.

I recently read a talk by President Hinckley from what doesn’t seem like so long ago.  But I guess it is now.  The talk is Our Solemn Responsibilities.

For me the talk was like a switching yard.  It started a number of different trains of thoughts. (more…)

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February 02nd, 2021 07:25:11

The Puzzle of the 116 Lost Pages

February 01st, 2021 by G.

I don’t understand the reason Joseph Smith didn’t retranslate the 116 lost pages.  Since we are reading D&C 10 today, it is probably time to take the problem off the shelf for another look.

You wise ones, your thoughts would be much appreciated. (more…)

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February 01st, 2021 08:02:24

High School Dream Team

February 01st, 2021 by G.

What does it mean when you dream that a high school con artist couple tries to fake a dinosaur skeleton out of some odds and ends dinosaur bones they scrounge up and accidentally make a genuine skeleton of a species hitherto unknown to science?

I have a thousand interests and none of these are it.

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February 01st, 2021 06:10:55

How Would Gioia Say It?

January 31st, 2021 by John Mansfield

For unknown reasons as I was replacing parking brake drum shoes (which were naught but useless rusted steel, and had so been for at least the two years I have owned the vehicle until I finally got around to doing something about them yesterday), it entered my mind to voice the BYU Cougar fight song as if recited by Dana Gioia. As the sounds issued forth, they actually fit the intent.

I was introduced to Dana Gioia through a link from this site to the Gently Hew Stone blog five years ago, for which I continue to be grateful. With Seamus Heaney dead, Gioia was what I needed. So I hope the following, though done in humor, may be recognized as coming from an admirer and not a mocker. I somewhat wish I could use a faux Gioia voice instead of my own all the time.

So, here it is:

If you liked that, here’s another take with different strengths and flaws:

Finally, that which is naturally the culmination of this indulgence:

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January 31st, 2021 20:24:28

Let Earth and Hell Combine

January 28th, 2021 by G.

Fear not to do good, my sons, for whatsoever ye sow, that shall ye also reap; therefore, if ye sow good ye shall also reap good for your reward.
34 Therefore, fear not, little flock; do good; let earth and hell combine against you, for if ye are built upon my rock, they cannot prevail.
35 Behold, I do not condemn you; go your ways and sin no more; perform with soberness the work which I have commanded you.
36 Look unto me in every thought; doubt not, fear not.
37 Behold the wounds which pierced my side, and also the prints of the nails in my hands and feet; be faithful, keep my commandments, and ye shall inherit the kingdom of heaven. Amen.

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January 28th, 2021 07:10:39