Junior Ganymede
Servants to folly, creation, and the Lord JESUS CHRIST. We endeavor to give satisfaction

The Future, Finally

July 14th, 2009 by G.

I’m out in Texas this week. I was surprised to see that a little bit of the future had finally arrived. Jetpacks cannot be far behind. (more…)

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July 14th, 2009 09:11:00

The Glorious Fourth

July 04th, 2009 by G.

We have a Republic, if we can keep it. (more…)

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July 04th, 2009 08:24:18

Sun changes radioactive decay rates?

June 29th, 2009 by Mogollon Monster

All your radioactive decays are belong to me! Muaghhhhhhhhhh!

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June 29th, 2009 16:03:06

Health Care Hullabaloo

June 25th, 2009 by Bertie

What, one wonders, is this “health care” that our American cousins bruit about so much? Something to do with loony doctors?

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June 25th, 2009 09:34:52

Megalomania gets a bad rap.

June 15th, 2009 by Man SL

Every right-thinking man mourns the stillbirth of this, this, this, and this.

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June 15th, 2009 11:36:49

Education the Way It Ought To Be

May 30th, 2009 by G.

Get your highschool diploma and an advanced degree in Awesome, all at the same time. Not bad.

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May 30th, 2009 14:40:57

Chiang Kai-Shek

May 26th, 2009 by admin

The Junior Ganymede regrets to announce that the Generalissimo has declined our invitation to guest blog.

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May 26th, 2009 13:44:27

Decoration Day

May 25th, 2009 by G.

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. (more…)

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May 25th, 2009 13:06:13

Canada, Land of the Free(r)

May 22nd, 2009 by Bertie

The horse that the stewards rejected is now become the first place finisher, as someone once said.

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May 22nd, 2009 10:33:53

Climate Change Bill

May 21st, 2009 by Pecos Bill

This here Waxman-Markey strikes me pretty much lahk shootin’ yerself in the dadburn foot in the hopes the other feller will do the same.

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May 21st, 2009 11:14:15

What a relief

May 20th, 2009 by Man SL

American blacks, hispanics, lesbians, women, and cripples aren’t really analogous to Aryan Germans after all. That’s a relief.

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May 20th, 2009 11:30:50

Soapy Sid vs. the Fifth Amendment

May 05th, 2009 by G.

Chrysler aka the Federal Government aka President Obama aka Soapy Sid is asking the bankruptcy court to extinguish its mortgages. (And who can blame Chrysler? I’d like my mortgage to be extinguished too. Shoot, go ahead and extinguish my conscience while you’re at it, your Honor. I’d rest easier without either of them.) But every ointment has a fly and in this case the owners of the mortgages are, rather meanly, objecting. (more…)

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May 05th, 2009 10:45:37

Information from the Stable

April 27th, 2009 by Bertie

Jeeves tells me that Stephen Maturin is sound on Rousseau and Kant. (more…)

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April 27th, 2009 13:01:46

NRA offers free trial membership

April 27th, 2009 by Pecos Bill

Shoot, they oughta pay me to jine. I’m Pecos Bill.

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April 27th, 2009 07:57:34

Its too easy to be conservative.

April 23rd, 2009 by G.

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April 23rd, 2009 16:34:12