Junior Ganymede
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With Friends Like These . . .

May 09th, 2022 by G.

Over the weekend, notorious social conservative firebrand Mitch McConnell raised the possibility of a national abortion ban.

Roe v. Wade is terrible.  Making evils invented parts of the Constitution is wrong in every way.

McConnell’s comments make it less likely to be overruled.

If overruled, his comments galvanize the opposition and make it more likely they will do extreme, dangerous things.

They also put off ordinary people and make it harder to make real progress on protecting the unborn when the issue is returned to the states.

Add to that Blackburn and others shooting off their mouths about how Griswold was wrongly decided.  It was, but it shows the political savvy of a drunk kindergarten teacher to highlight that particular abstract claim right now.

I am struggling to fight off the conspiracy-minded voice that says there is something more at play than world-historic incompetence.

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May 09th, 2022 07:19:06

Be the Last in Your Neighborhood to Know

May 06th, 2022 by G.

Because I am a gape-jawed lackwit, I just now realized that all the fancy clothes in the Book of Mormon are priestly clothes.

Exodus 30-40: Fine-twined linen, scarlet, jewels, gold, and silver.

1 Nephi 13:

Behold the gold, and the silver, and the silks, and the scarlets, and the fine-twined linen, and the precious clothing, and the harlots, are the desires of this great and abominable church.

A lot of the stuff I have been reading in the Book of Mormon as a simple critique of the rich is more precisely a critique of the priestly castes, or of false priestly castes.  It’s pretty blatant.

The great and spacious building isn’t simply  high status, its specifically high-status in a priestly, temple way.  We should think of the GSB as a coterie of folks offering a gnosis, a body of knowledge that you have to go through their programs to acquire, that is then supposed to fit you for wealth and prestige.  Read your Nibley, I guess.

The one aspect of the tabernacle that is presented positively in the Book of Mormon is the curious workmanship.

Notice also that Nephi says the clothes and ornaments of priestliness are what they desire.  These are people who exchange the reality of power and authority for playing power and authority dress-up.  They will be ok being powerless functionaries if they get a corner office and  a car with a driver.

P.S. The notable differences between the tabernacle and the GSB are (1) silks and (2) harlots.  The harlots I get.  The silks, dunno.  Secular historians will say that silk didn’t hit the Middle East until after the Nephite Exodus, so I am not clear on what ‘silk’ even means in the Book of Mormon.  Curiously, if you search for ‘silk’ on the church website, it returns you a pile of hits for ‘linen’.

P.P.S. –sotto voce– doesn’t the tabernacle in Exodus seem kinda . . . garish  –sotto voce–

The Lord speaking to each people in their own tongue has *way* more implications than we think it does.

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May 06th, 2022 06:53:27

Rough Beings of Clay

April 29th, 2022 by G.

I dreamed that there were these woodland spirits of great beauty.  They did not have children in the normal way.  Instead out of the banks of the rivers they dug the shapes of rough beings of clay.

Animated, these crude creatures stumbled through the forests breaking things.  They shambled.

The spirits them subjected them to great force and pressure.  If they did not shatter altogether, they condensed and purified, more and more, until they were as the woodland spirits.

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April 29th, 2022 04:47:58

Temple Futures

April 22nd, 2022 by G.

Some AI prompts for futuristic space temples. The pictures are rough and the details are off, but they are not without glory.

The heating and cooling would be a cast iron son of a gun.  But beautiful.

I love the lower left just because of how strange it is.  The lower right one is different, but really works.

The implementation of the top isn’t quite right, but the lower right one has real potential.

Alien but familiar.

 

Note: these are not real.

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April 22nd, 2022 08:15:09

The New Humility

April 07th, 2022 by G.

I have a new take on the nameless virtue. (First nameless virtue post here).

Let’s look at something President Nelson said.

Discover the joy of daily repentance. Cut short your misery. He loves us especially when we repent.
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April 07th, 2022 06:09:33

Stories from Conference

April 04th, 2022 by G.

From a fellow whose name I didn’t catch on Saturday morning (Captcher?) — the Jonah-esque story about the Nigerian stake president who tried to escape his calling by going on a trip, only to have the conference rescheduled and a near-fatal accident.

Saturday afternoon, another speaker whose name I didn’t catch, right before Elder Gong — the story about being worried about all the good things in his life he might lose if he went on a mission but he did.  “And that young woman, she married one of my good friends.”

Sunday morning, Ringwood — the story about the guy awkwardly bearing his testimony of Joseph Smith at an evangelical revival because he didn’t realize he was in the wrong church.  And rescuing someone else there because of it.  I’d like to think that my great many awkward acts and bumbles were actually part of some divine mercy to someone else who was around.

These stories all make me think that the divinity has a sense of humor, and not of the particularly safe kind either.

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April 04th, 2022 06:13:41

West Hills III – the Killers

March 26th, 2022 by G.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=xoTWeitx0nk%3Fauto_play%3Dtrue

Lyrics here, since the singing is as authentically muddy as any ol’ congregation on any given Sunday.

I don’t think it quite worked, but I admire the ambition.  I’m glad they tried.

What might have worked, same song, same lyrics–would be a liturgical chant affect instead of a congregational hymn affect.

With apologies to Mansfield.

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March 26th, 2022 07:30:08

Miracles are Happening

March 22nd, 2022 by G.

Miracles are happening.

One day, really vividly, I thought of the names and faces of a couple I used to home teach maybe 20 years ago when we lived where they do.  They live a thousand miles from here.  I had had no contact with them since we moved.  It took me a bit but I enjoyed this blast from the past and slowly dredged up my memories of them.  The next day they called.  They were so thrilled that I recalled them so easily and so well.

The day after Betsey’s death day,  a person who used to be very important to her, some people we know here mentioned that the person was visiting them.  We didn’t know they knew each other at all, the way they do know each other turns out to be totally strange, because out here we are thousands of miles from those old stomping grounds.  Our friends reintroduced us.  I was moved and my wife in particular was very moved, and our kids got to put names and faces to stories we tell them about their older sister who died before most of them were born.

The heavens are silent when I pray to know the One Weird Trick to vast unearned wealth (I have prayed this, yes).  But they hear the tender wishes of the heart.

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March 22nd, 2022 07:31:00

One Secret to Writing an Idyll

March 16th, 2022 by G.

My daughter recently recommended to me Jane of Lantern Hill by L.M. Montgomery (The Anne of Green Gables woman).  She thought I’d like the bit about the 12-year old girl bustling about to run her own little household.

What I discovered is that its an idyll.  And hat tip to friend E.C. who pegged Montgomery as an excellent idyll writer.

Idylls are hard, of course, because where does the drama come from if people are happy and the land is green?

In this book her technique was interesting.   There is an over arching drama about the girl’s parents.  It’s played lightly, but its there, and it gives you the plot.  There is also the daily challenges of the girl figuring out how to run a household on her own.  Quotidian challenges–the plum pudding that doesn’t quite work–would be a normal technique for a cozy domestic idyll.  But here Montgomery plays them very lightly.  They are just mentioned in passing and not given much in the way of arc.

The main thing Montgomery does is to start the girl in a bad situation and then to go on for pages and pages and pages about how bad it is.  She’s with her grandmother who’s awful, so awful that I had a hard time suspending my disbelief.  It all seems tedious.  But then when the girl makes it to the idyll, it all seems interesting by way of implied contrast to the now off-stage horrors.  It works quite well.

Some interesting parallels to the plan of happiness and why we needed a messy mortal experience before our own eternal idyll.

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March 16th, 2022 07:25:12

Thumping over Troll Bridge

March 10th, 2022 by G.

I was on the road. Enclosed car with soft heated air. Podcast piped into my ears. Cruise control and lane guides on. Too dark to see anything other than headlights. I realized that I was as about as disconnected from anything real as it as possible to be. There are worse horrors than being comfy, but still . . .

So as the highway cut through the hills, I pulled off a short winding way and got out in the cold air to be under the stars.

That is the perfect place to end, the virtuouso literary touch. Except as I walked in the dark there in the hills, an unmoored fear came over me and I scurried back, thumping over the wooden bridge on the path with a sound that felt like it would wake trolls.

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March 10th, 2022 07:59:34

The Mask Mandates are Dead, Long Live Whatever Comes Next

March 09th, 2022 by G.

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I was often the guy who blatantly ignored the mask mandates. I got a real kick in walking through a sea of masks with my grinning face grinning, daring somebody to say something about.  But also sometimes I just forgot.

A few days ago the masks around here just evaporated. Mandates gone overnight.

The strangest thing happened. All of a sudden I started feeling weird not having a mask on in public settings.  The brain’s little alarm goes off every time I’m about to go through a door and I have to remind myself we’re all done with that now, and me long before now.

I can’t account for it.

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March 09th, 2022 07:51:49

“Whole”-some

March 07th, 2022 by G.

I just now realized that the word wholesome means “whole”-some.  I love wholesome things.  But I also love things being integrated together, integrity through time, integrity across relationships.  Maybe they are one and the same.

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March 07th, 2022 07:29:28

What StC Said

March 07th, 2022 by G.

StC recently took us to task, somewhat feistily, for grumbling a bit too much.

I said something extremely funny in response, because I’m a funny guy, and some of our friends pushed back on him a bit.

Which is fair enough.

What I do want to say, though, is that there is never a bad time to be reminded to be more faithful to the kingdom and the prophets.  StC, his comments, and others like him are always welcome here.

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March 07th, 2022 07:26:04

Work and Play

March 04th, 2022 by G.

Working together as a family and having fun while you work is one of the peaks of human existence.

Watering each other and the plants.

Singing while washing the dishes.

Making charcoal for your garden and deciding among you to see if you could make a charcoal cardboard crown for no good reason.

Its a synthesis of virtues.

Getting there is not just a matter of will.  It takes a fair amount of slogging and sloth and labor without much fun and fun without labor.  The Plan of Salvation in microcosm.

By the way —

Slog + Sloth = Boredom

 

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March 04th, 2022 09:42:11

There is No End to Might

February 28th, 2022 by G.

The LO was researching some Hebrew for her Isaiah studies.  She said that is was interesting that the same word-core that means strength or power also means hold or grip.

I thought about the iron rod.

“Hold to the rod.”  We think that implies commitment and it does.  Maybe it also implies that we are strong, and therefore able to hold on strongly.

There are two different ways of holding the rod in Lehi’s vision.

The first group

they did press forward through the mist of darkness, aclinging to the rod of iron, even until they did come forth and partake of the bfruit of the tree.

This group all make it to the tree and all fall away under the mocking of the great and spacious building.  “Clinging” is not, it would seem, a good thing.

The other group does not fall away.  They are the ones who

did press their way forward, continually holding fast to the rod of iron, until they came forth and fell down and partook of the fruit of the tree.

I would be very interested in hearing what you think the difference is between the clingers and the ones who hold fast.

My thought–its tenuous but it feels right to me–is that the hold fasters have some strength and purpose in themselves.  We are all weak, but those who hold fast have used the savior’s lifeline to become less weak.

The clingers, fear of the darkness motivated them, but once they got to the tree and the darkness wasn’t obviously present, they had no real purpose of themselves and fell under the sway of the Great and Spacious Building’s values.

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February 28th, 2022 07:44:12