Dunder-Mifflin Saints
November 02nd, 2026 by G.
On the sweetness of Mormon life.
Testimony meeting. A young returned missionary–handsome, dapper, charismatic, deeply spiritual, normally well-spoken–gives a long rambling testimony about The Office
Your young teenage son gets up. Paul, he says, doesn’t get talked about much, then he instantly starts talking about what you told him last month about the continental divide. Then, teenager-like, he can’t think of how to end. “Yeah, well, so, uh, inthenameofJesusChristamen”
You get up. To your surprise, what you feel to say is “I have a testimony of the Saints.” And you discover that you do.
Testimony meeting. You never know what you will get.
Rob
November 3, 2026
Paraphrasing Forrest Gump,
Testimony meeting is like a box of chocolates. You never know what your going to get.