Badinage Bad News
April 04th, 2022 by G.
Rumors that we are low on badinage are categorically false and practically treasonous.
In other news, we regret to inform that Putin blew up our badinage warehouse and supplies will be temporarily limited.
By temporary we mean until the heat death of the sun.
The good news is that smiling and, heaven forfend, laughing, waste valuable energy.
Please resume your slack-jawed stupor.
Hon. F. Threepwood
April 4, 2022
I say, what?
Cyrus Smith
April 4, 2022
“What can you do, dragon, to erase the life and laughter I’ve already lived and already laughed? What can you do to frighten one as foolish as me?”