Junior Ganymede
Servants to folly, creation, and the Lord JESUS CHRIST. We endeavor to give satisfaction

True Sacrament Takes a Miracle

December 13th, 2021 by G.

The young priest asked God to blave the bread.

He had to do the prayer over.

I was grateful, it gave me a chance to pay attention to the words.

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December 13th, 2021 07:28:22
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Miracle Max
December 13, 2021

He distinctly said “To blave” and as we all know, to blave means to bluff . . . So you were probably playing cards, and he cheated–


Witch
December 13, 2021

Liar! Liar! True Love, he said True Love.


Mike Astill
December 13, 2021

I love how Heavenly Father puts up with my endless imperfections and give me so much leeway to repent, over and over again. However, when it comes to sacred ordinances that saves, exalts, and cleanses me, He expects exact perfection. That’s how much He loves me. Thanks for sharing.


Bookslinger
December 14, 2021

Thanks, MM. I wouldn’t have made the connection. I do remember the scene, but not that snippet. Had to go look it up.

Tip to all passers, blessers, and congregants: Don’t wear to sacrament meeting a tie that plays Jingle Bells — it may play at an inappropriate moment. (When he got dressed that morning, I’m sure that brother, an elder, had not expected to be called upon to bless the sacrament that Sunday.)

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