The Presidential Candidate and I
August 13th, 2020 by Bertie
It is with great whatchamacallit that I can report that yours truly has a spot of a gig with the Biden campaign. They want ol’ Bertram as a speech consultant thingummy. They put it to me that I was positively known for my lucidity and gift of blarney and all that, the words positively flying from my lips like bread from the hand at a Drones’ Club dinner. “What ho!” said I, “I accept. Dashed humbled and honored, you know the the thing.”
Zen
August 13, 2020
I resent an election where Kanye West is the rational candidate.
E.C.
August 14, 2020
@ Zen,
Right? Super galling.
sute
August 16, 2020
Well, it could be worse. We could live in a country with virtually no covid cases, and as soon as a couple cases pop up, elections get canceled:
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/zealand-ardern-delays-election-four-220915277.html
Not mentioned in the above all-is-well link is that people testing positive get forced relocated to a government quarantine house.
Andrew
August 25, 2020
Trump is actually a good President, as far as US Presidents go.
Bertie writing Biden’s speeches would make since of his crazy poolside corn pop story at least.
Andrew
August 25, 2020
Sense, since I can’t spell since these smartphone keyboard came out.