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January 13th, 2015 by John Mansfield
“An Alabama middle school principal wants to stockpile cans of corn and peas in classrooms for students to hurl at possible intruders as a last resort defense.”
“‘The canned food item will give the students a sense of empowerment to protect themselves and will make them feel secure in case an intruder enters their classroom.'” (link) I hope the kids get to practice chucking the cans during PE.
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January 13th, 2015 18:59:03
Pecos Bill
January 14, 2015
With a mite of trainin’, I reckon them younglings could have somethin’ better to hurl at intruders. I ain’t never brought a blamed can of carn to a gun fight and I aint never gonna.
Zen
January 14, 2015
Just fantastic. We have already seen places in Britain try to collect dangerous knives off the street. Now canned corn will be the weapon of choice and we will have police drives to keep canned corn from criminals who might use it to mug someone. The right to keep and bear arms will be invoked, so some people will be able to keep their cans of corn, but that will be restricted to just state militias, which are conveniently non-existent.