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My NSA Conspiracy Theory

July 11th, 2013 by John Mansfield

Listening to a snippet on the radio of General Hayden going on about the terrible blow to intelligence gathering that was dealt by Snowden’s interview with the Guardian, I began to wonder if the whole point of the official response has been to drive terrorist plotters away from simpler communication systems. Not being able to use phones and e-mail like a normal person would be a huge hassle. Maybe the NSA doesn’t discover much in its surveillance of insecure systems that helps out much, and losing the small bit they do would be a bargain trade for plotters being afraid to ever use the phone. Maybe the round-about work of avoiding detection is a more discernable pattern. Perhaps in studying its own workings, the U.S. government hoped the intelligence battle would be less asymmetrical if the adversary could be induced to smother its programs with counter intelligence training.

It is probably going too far to imagine Snowden is a Alec Leamas (“The Spy Who Came in from the Cold”) assigned to play the part of traitor.

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July 11th, 2013 08:40:27
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Vader
July 11, 2013

It may be that Snowden’s revelations will have some good consequences. The surveillance state is not one I care to live in unless the alternative is defeat in an open war. And maybe the Obama administration is really as clever as you suggest, though I have seen precious little evidence of it so far.

Regardless. Snowden is part of the rebel alliance, and a traitor.


Zen
July 11, 2013

I can only presume that the line about rebel alliance and traitor is part of the Vader persona. As far as I can see, Snowden has successfully maximized the information showing we have an overzealous security state, while minimizing release of specific intel gathered. He is not giving support to our enemies. He is trying to free us from a govt unburdened by such mundane things as a Constitution and laws.


Vader
July 11, 2013

It was part of the persona, but it is also my sincere belief. I believe you are being a bit naive about Snowden.


Bookslinger
July 11, 2013

I thought the Snowden affair was a big yawner. I had previously assumed that all those things had been going on since the Patriot (ie, during the Bush administration).

That the NSA snoops all data crossing our borders (incoming and outgoing) has been known since the creation of NSA.

That the CIA snoops all the data it can outside of our borders, among friends and foes, is also old news.

Did Snowden really tell us anything that someone who had read the Patriot Act didn’t already know?


Zen
July 11, 2013

No, perhaps not, Bookslinger, but what he did succeed in doing, was making the public aware of it. There have been previous whistleblowers, but none have really caught the public’s attention.

Vader… perhaps I am naive. Yet, notwithstanding that, what would you have done differently, had you been in his position?


G.
July 12, 2013

Zen,
you forget that Lord Vader’s day job to pay his and the Emperor’s bills involves him having a top secret clearance or a Q clearance or such thing. He’s hardly going to come out and announce that he think’s betraying classified info to Red China and the Russkis is hunky dory.


John Mansfield
July 12, 2013

As an example of where my theory is coming from, about a half hour after I put this up at Junior Ganymede I received a message to all employees at my work site. The message warned us not to click on particular stories up yesterday on the Washington Post and the Drudge report. Those stories contained leaked classified information, and if we read them on unclassified computers at work, that would constitute a spillage of classified data on the unclassified network. Every time that happens, the computer people have to trace through everywhere the classified information has been saved, archived, or cached and eliminate it. Each incident costs thousands of dollars to clean up, we’re told. If we could induce Al Qaeda to imitate our methods, we would drive them bankrupt. Something like Reagan’s victory over the Soviet Union.


Rev. Jno. Swift
July 12, 2013

I only regret I wasn’t the first to propose weaponizing our dysfunction.


Vader
July 12, 2013

There are right ways to be a whistleblower, consistent with being a patriot, and then there’s Snowden’s way of being a whistleblower.

Which is not consistent with being a patriot.

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