Junior Ganymede
We endeavor to give satisfaction

I am now a controlled substance

February 03rd, 2012 by Vader

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February 03rd, 2012 14:57:02

The new Terry Schiavo

February 01st, 2012 by Vader

Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable of Rolling Eyes and Texting, To Be Euthanized.

His Majesty: “I’m Emperor Palpatine, and I approved of this message.”

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February 01st, 2012 08:42:52

Unclear on the concept

January 31st, 2012 by Vader

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January 31st, 2012 16:29:21

Charming

January 31st, 2012 by Vader

You can now buy tumor-shaped jewelry to show solidarity with persons suffering from breast cancer.

His Majesty: “I suppose it could be worse. They could be showing solidarity with persons suffering from hypospadia.”

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January 31st, 2012 11:01:21

In defense of Burke’s “little platoons”

January 31st, 2012 by Vader

A touching essay on how the dying talk about God.

And an unflatterintg look at Harvard divinity professors.

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January 31st, 2012 10:02:32

“It is raining soup, and we are stuck holding a fork.”

January 30th, 2012 by Vader

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January 30th, 2012 11:27:23

Summarizing SOTU

January 26th, 2012 by Vader

In a single snarky run-on sentence. Which doesn’t mean it isn’t spot-on.

 

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January 26th, 2012 09:31:22

A speech finely tuned to the audience

January 25th, 2012 by Vader

State of the Union speech assessed as being at eighth-grade level.

His Majesty: “Lord Vader, which audience do you mean? The American public, or Congress?”

Yes.

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January 25th, 2012 17:46:32

Police chief unclear on the concept

January 25th, 2012 by Vader

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January 25th, 2012 17:13:58

Shocking video of U.S. Marines urinating on corpses

January 25th, 2012 by Vader

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January 25th, 2012 10:49:13

Decidedly eccentric

January 23rd, 2012 by Vader

A most unusual lecture on some genuinely groundbreaking medical research. Warning: Not for the modest. Hint: The research was on novel treatments for the condition we bashfully call E.D.

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January 23rd, 2012 12:42:15

Crescit Eundo

January 18th, 2012 by Vader

The New Mexico state motto is apparently uncomfortably true.

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January 18th, 2012 16:53:20

No Birkenhead Drill for today’s she-men

January 17th, 2012 by Vader

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January 17th, 2012 14:09:25

Worst. Science. Ever.

January 16th, 2012 by Vader

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January 16th, 2012 18:41:28

Government versus society

January 10th, 2012 by Vader

Justice requires social reform as well as economic reform. Individuals cannot flourish, indeed they cannot hope to survive in any meaningful way, apart from the rich lattice of relationships, families, and associations commonly known as civil society. This is a realm that exists apart from the state and independent of its authority. Here, in families and churches, schools and clubs, individuals make something of their lives and truly exercise their capacity to govern.

Yet government has been consuming civil society for years. Like their leftist counterparts around the world, American liberals distrust the social sector as moralistic, unequal, and hidebound. The “little platoons” of family and neighborhood too often stand in the way of making citizens truly equal. Churches and local communities too often impose obligations on individuals that keep them from pursuing happiness. Consequently, since the early part of the last century, Progressives have sought to replace society with government by absorbing the social sector’s teeming variety of voluntary associations into the state.

Thus Joshua D. Hawley

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January 10th, 2012 19:07:46