Junior Ganymede
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Gaggles of Girls

May 21st, 2009 by G.

On the sweetness of Mormon life. (more…)

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May 21st, 2009 08:06:17

Its Pronounced Moustarsh, You Silly Yank.

May 13th, 2009 by G.

On the sweetness of Mormon Life. (more…)

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May 13th, 2009 08:03:45

I know more than you.

May 01st, 2009 by G.

Testigos de Jehovah (Jehovah’s Witnesses) got under my skin when I was a missionary. One of the things that bugged me most was the infantile delight they took in telling you that they knew what God’s name was.

None of them ever could explain *why* knowing that his real name was “Jehovah” mattered and mostly they seemed surprised that I asked. If I were an uncharitable man, all the evidence would have pointed to them caring about God’s real name only because, “nyah, nyah, I know something you don’t know.” (more…)

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May 01st, 2009 07:33:58

Cleaned in the Water

April 27th, 2009 by G.

On the sweetness of Mormon life. (more…)

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April 27th, 2009 05:40:56

Visitors Welcome

April 21st, 2009 by G.

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April 21st, 2009 01:25:32

What is Freedom?

April 20th, 2009 by G.

What is a freedom? Here’s one quick and dirty guide. (more…)

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April 20th, 2009 05:38:09

Moby Dick – Knights and Squires

April 16th, 2009 by G.

In a chapter called Knights and Squires, right after a chapter where Ishmael defended the dignity of whaling on the grounds that whale oil is used to anoint the kings of England, Melville has Ishmael praise democracy and equality. Ironic, no? (more…)

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April 16th, 2009 08:30:23

Mormons are Monotheists

April 08th, 2009 by Jeeves

Mr. Baruch Spinoza did not define monotheism that way, sir. I have always found him to be a reliable guide in these matters, sir. Thank you, sir.

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April 08th, 2009 16:01:55

The sin of pride versus the sin of unchastity; Ezra Taft Benson versus Jacob

April 08th, 2009 by G.

Every Mormon knows Jacob’s sermon in Jacob 2 where he condemns unchastity and men who sexually dishonor women. Less known is that Jacob begins the sermon denouncing pride. (more…)

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April 08th, 2009 08:41:38

Gay Marriage vs. the Multiverse

April 05th, 2009 by G.

While Mormons are fighting the marriage wars, the cool Christians are fighting about physics and the multiverse. Hmm. Is it possible for a stick to have two short ends? (more…)

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April 05th, 2009 19:42:12

What’s it like to be a Mormon Progressive?

April 03rd, 2009 by G.

The answer is that it’s like being apostate and stupid. Wanted: a better class of Mormon progressive.  You know you’re out there.

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April 03rd, 2009 15:02:14

Hard cutbacks for hard times

April 02nd, 2009 by La LLorona

If your family is having a hard time making ends meet, as mothers one thing we can do to help is to make hard choices and cut back even on things we really enjoy. Maybe its time to suck it up and off one of your kids. (more…)

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April 02nd, 2009 02:15:11

Isaiah and Nephi

March 27th, 2009 by G.

Give smart Mormons their due, they do some interesting stuff sometimes. I never saw the zombie theme in Nephi’s commentary on Isaiah before.

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March 27th, 2009 11:24:25