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Approaching the Plunge

May 15th, 2023 by Mike Fink

Amigos, Mike Fink here to let on to an entirely natcheral moment o’ doubt.  Yep, some fellers are inveterate boasters but Mike Fink don’t cotton to none o’ that.  I hold strictly to the dadgum provable truth, yessir, my Daddy was George Washington and my mother was a geometric proof and I’m 150% factual, I cain’t nohow tell a lie.

It is therefore in the intrists of exactitudinous precisement and muh congenital humilities that I fess up that the US government has challenged me to a fecklessness contest, and I am in no ways sartin that I will win the whole shooting match.  It will take a powerful lot of preparation.

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May 15th, 2023 06:51:06

Getting a Good Walking Stick

May 12th, 2023 by G.

At a certain dinner the host said that he would soon be going on a journey and therefore meant to lay his hands on a good walking stick.

 

A guest congratulated his host on his good luck.  By chance the guest was something of an expert on the subject of walking sticks and could put his host in the way of acquiring an excellent specimen. (more…)

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May 12th, 2023 03:22:44

A Camel through the Eye of the Needle

May 11th, 2023 by G.

Matthew 19:

20 The young man saith unto him, All these things have I kept from my youth up: what lack I yet?

21 Jesus said unto him, If thou wilt be perfect, go and sell that thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come and follow me.

22 But when the young man heard that saying, he went away sorrowful: for he had great possessions.

23 ¶ Then said Jesus unto his disciples, Verily I say unto you, That a rich man shall hardly enter into the kingdom of heaven.

24 And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.

Bible Q | What was the eye of a needle?

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May 11th, 2023 05:21:06

Problems in the New Testament

May 10th, 2023 by G.

Sunday School didn’t work quite like I imagined. (more…)

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May 10th, 2023 01:19:15

Bodies Bodies Everywhere

May 09th, 2023 by G.

I am having a weird synchronicity WmJas style about the doctrine of the body.

It started leading discussions in Sunday School.

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May 09th, 2023 10:52:16

Education

May 08th, 2023 by Zen

In a world where people are having trouble ‘adulting’, and where both lower and higher education are in complete shambles, it behooves us to understand what ideal education looks like. And what it is for.

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May 08th, 2023 20:40:32

Forgiveness Heals

May 07th, 2023 by G.

Forgiveness heals even when you aren’t feeling hurt.

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May 07th, 2023 10:50:26

Happy Birthday, Betsey Pearl

May 04th, 2023 by G.

Years gone by my little daughter died of cancer. This is what I wrote on the birthday she never quite made it to that year.

Today you would be 22, Betsey.  Little friends you had are all grown up now.

Happy Birthday, Betsey Pearl.

We bought roses for your birthday. “Fire go up and up ” “Yummy yogurt.”

You will not fade for us until we fade.

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May 04th, 2023 14:34:56

Division vs. Unity

May 03rd, 2023 by G.

A contrajuxtaposition.

Luke 12:51-53

Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division:

For from henceforth there shall be five in one house divided, three against two, and two against three.

The father shall be divided against the son, and the son against the father; the mother against the daughter, and the daughter against the mother; the mother in law against her daughter in law, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.

3 Nephi 11:28-30

And there shall be no disputations among you, as there have hitherto been; neither shall there be disputations among you concerning the points of my doctrine, as there have hitherto been.

For verily, verily I say unto you, he that hath the spirit of contention is not of me, but is of the devil, who is the father of contention, and he stirreth up the hearts of men to contend with anger, one with another.

 Behold, this is not my doctrine, to stir up the hearts of men with anger, one against another; but this is my doctrine, that such things should be done away.

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May 03rd, 2023 07:13:33

RealPolitick – the Problem with Kings

May 02nd, 2023 by G.

 

The OT warning against having a king was the wickedness they would lead people into and  the oppressive burdens they would lay.  Both get born out.

But one of the bigger problems is the realpolitick.  The main point of having a king was the impressive power they could wield coordinating the Israelites against their enemies.  The secondary point was the glamor of their magnificent life style.

But concentrated power and concentrated wealth . . . people will vie for that.  Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown.  (more…)

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May 02nd, 2023 07:00:51

Pornhub Blocks Utah Accounts

May 01st, 2023 by G.

https://www.fox13now.com/news/local-itnews/pornhub-blocks-utah-in-protest-of-new-age-verification-law

 

Not a total victory, but we were told that only abject surrender would accomplish anything.

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May 01st, 2023 16:41:35

Isaiah with Training Wheels – chapter 28

April 30th, 2023 by Zen

The point of this chapter is Understanding the Word of God and what happens when we refuse it. Yet, an undercurrent is the transformative nature of the work of God, when people do NOT refuse the Holy Scriptures.

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April 30th, 2023 17:44:52

Shirt-tail Deacon

April 30th, 2023 by G.

On the sweetness of Mormon life.

Your deacon is radiant as he goes to take the sacrament trays.  His boots are polished (by him).  His shirt is white and ironed (by him).  His tie is tied (by him).  His shirttail is flapping in the breeze.

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April 30th, 2023 16:00:12

Christ the Davidic King

April 26th, 2023 by G.

One sense in which Christ is the Davidic King is that he comes to dispossess those who rule Israel.  Ultimately Satan.

In this analogy, Jonathan is like us.  We are beloved of David but belong to Saul and as we are are doomed to die.

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April 26th, 2023 07:42:25

AI replaces jobs

April 25th, 2023 by Zen

I was pondering AI, and what jobs it will eventually replace and I thought, ‘At least spirituality will be something machines can never do.’

Then I realized that is what a Urim & Thummim is.

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