Good news! The JG has found a new cheap southeast asian supplier of repartee.

The banter will be of the same quality you are used to and we will pass the savings on to you.

A crow on a fence spoke to the bull in the field.

“Your bellow is not beautiful,” said the crow. “You should try to sound more like a nightingale. ” The crow squawked triumphantly at what it evidently considered to be a real zinger.

The bull replied,  “Nightingales sing beautifully, no doubt.  What my herd needs to hear is the bellow of a bull. ”

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Some men say that fatherhood these days isn’t very manly.  They say that protecting and providing is mostly about being dutiful and conscientious and conformist. Checking boxes.  Change the batteries in the smoke detector? Check.  Meet or exceed my management assigned objectives for Q2? Check.

They have a point but only up to a point.

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Loosely inspired by Father’s Day, I intended to put together a JG collection on “becoming as a little child.”  While so doing I started to wonder if we were also meant to become as an adult, and if so, what does that mean?

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Week 3 of the Big Corporate Fast — 10 days to go, its not too late to join!

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On the sweetness of Mormon life.

The prayer is “Good morning, heavenly Father.”  You wonder if this is a new thing.  You like it.  You ask afterwards.  No, she says, mental hiccup.

The sister missionaries are speaking.  The first one tells about making fun of the elders who were asked to speak over Mother’s Day.  Now its her turn.

The other told about calling her dad from the emergency room.  He didn’t answer.  She left a message.  “Dad, I’m in the emergency room, I’m probably dying.”  He called her back later.  “So I hear you are dying.  Sorry I didn’t pick up earlier, I was at Costco.”  She knew her dad would know she wasn’t dying.  Her dad knew that she knew.

For Father’s Day, I have been thinking about the Father.  (Some insights courtesy of my ward Sunday School). (more…)

Newfangled Primary songs are one of my pet peeves.  I hate planned obsolescence and avoidable generational disruption.  My kids had to learn Give Said the Little Stream from me, consarnit.

Have mercy, Primary music leaders.

2 Samuel 22 is a psalm in which David is full of the awe of God.  It is submissive but exultant.  It almost has an air of “though he slay me, yet will I trust God.”

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It is hard but virtuous to hear other people’s miracles when that same miracle has been denied you.  It is hard to love them, hard to share their joy . . . but it is virtuous.

Reminiscent of the nameless virtue.

[This photo shows the tracks left by my son Saturday night a week and a half ago as he sped off with his bride from the wedding reception to begin their honeymoon. I took the photo Monday morning.]

Thinking on yesterday’s post warning that “Births are not Well in Zion,” a number of things we could potentially do better came to mind, and I will elaborate on one: Start early.

Wise counsel I have heard a few times from a friend in our elders’ quorum meetings is: Whatever it is you want your children to know three years from now, talk to them about that now. (more…)

Mosen Francisco had remarked to Ignacio one day that living with a saint was no easy matter.  Ignacio had answered him: “Dear Mosen, living with anyone, even a normal person, is no easy matter.”

-Gironella, Even the Cypresses Believe in God (Harriett de Onis trans., 1958)

In Spanish,

Mosén Francisco había comentado un día con Ignacio que la convivencia con un santo era difícil. Ignacio había contestado:

—Querido mosén, es difícil la convivencia con cualquiera, con una persona normal, con quien sea.

I was tickled.

If you were wondering about Elder Oaks’ talk to the young adults, wonder no more.

122k to 90k in 10 years is catastrophic.

A follow up to the post about the Reflection Index, with all its valuable comment, and Friday’s post suggesting that if we are complaining, we should be complaining that the Church doesn’t fail enough or spectacularly enough.  And lo, Laman and Lemuel murmured because Nephi wasn’t lost sometimes.

A good start

Let the stream of consciousness and half-formed thoughts begin.

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I have in mind a Judaism, Christianity, Restored Christianity progression using C.S. Lewis quotes. (more…)