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Angina Monologue 22

September 06th, 2015 by Vader

His Majesty is somewhat particular.

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September 06th, 2015 15:37:45

A Job Half Done

September 04th, 2015 by MC

I guess I should be encouraged that 150 students were willing to walk out of their classes to protest the arrival of perversity and Orwellian mind control at their high school. But they left out the essential second step. In order for this to have been a truly successful blow against the System, they needed to:

  1. Leave Class (check)
  2. Never Go Back (sadly incomplete)

The battle won’t be won until the schools are ghost towns, their derelict buildings are burnt to the ground, and the former campus littered with land mines to prevent even the thought of building another school there.

P.S. The “There are monkey-boys in the facility” category is unusually apt for this post.

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September 04th, 2015 01:10:40

Angina Monologue 20

August 30th, 2015 by Vader

I must obey my master.

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August 30th, 2015 17:20:42

Angina Monologue 18

August 24th, 2015 by Vader

His Majesty has been awfully quiet lately, but I could feeeeel the sourness swelling within him.

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August 24th, 2015 04:10:07

Angina Monologue 16

June 07th, 2015 by Vader

His Majesty was somewhat put out this morning.

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June 07th, 2015 14:53:55

Angina Monologue 15

May 17th, 2015 by Vader

Sometimes I wonder if there is really any hope for His Majesty.

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May 17th, 2015 13:59:08

Nero, His Hero

May 14th, 2015 by John Mansfield

Yesterday Washington Post ran a piece, “Conservatives say marriage has always been between a man and a woman. They’re wrong.” It was what you would expect, the standard boilerplate about husbands and wives dealing with one another differently in some ways than they did 700 years ago so why should they have to men and women, but I scanned through it for one reason: curiosity how far it I would go before finding the phrase “some Indian tribes.” (more…)

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May 14th, 2015 07:34:54

Catching Up with Thurber

March 26th, 2015 by John Mansfield

[Following are the final two paragraphs from James Thurber’s “Sex Ex Machina” which first appeared in The New Yorker, March 13, 1937.]

I should like to end with the case history of a friend of mine in Ohio named Harvey Lake. When he was only nineteen, the steering bar of an old electric runabout broke of in his hand, causing the machine to carry him through a fence and into the grounds of the Columbus School for Girls. He developed a fear of automobiles, trains, and every other kind of vehicle that was not pulled by a horse. (more…)

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March 26th, 2015 21:38:25

A Man, A Plan, A Periodic Pentagonal Pavement

March 05th, 2015 by John Mansfield

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March 05th, 2015 12:38:32

Angina Monologue 9

February 22nd, 2015 by Vader

So school teachers’ lesson plans are “trade secrets” exempt from the various Freedom of Information statutes? In a Sith’s eye!

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February 22nd, 2015 19:43:20

Angina Monologue 8

February 08th, 2015 by Vader

His Majesty has found a new way to eat his porridge: Flavored with shredded ham and Swiss cheese, with a fried egg on top.

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February 08th, 2015 15:19:44

Angina Monologue 7

January 20th, 2015 by Vader

His Majesty was in rare good humor this morning.

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January 20th, 2015 12:59:27

Angina Monologue 6

January 18th, 2015 by Vader

“Our society is systematically enabling deviant and self-destructive behavior. And you Mormons are as bad about it as anyone else.”

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January 18th, 2015 18:55:41

Angina Monologue 5

January 03rd, 2015 by Vader

As I mentioned to Bruce Charlton in the comments section of a previous post, once you get His Majesty monologuing, you can’t get him to shut up.

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January 03rd, 2015 13:50:16

Angina Monologue 3

December 15th, 2014 by Vader

His Majesty was thinking about the little people this morning.

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December 15th, 2014 11:19:11