How to Worry Your Visiting Teacher

“We’re nearly done reading Ezekial together as a family.”
“And what exactly is this Easy Kill about?” [Eyes slightly narrowed with suspicion.]
“The Book of E-zek-i-al. In the Old Testament.”
“Oh!” [Synonymous with “Whew!”]

Also, how to get your children to never say “I don’t think the Lord would ever punish anyone; He might just withhold a blessing sometimes” as they vocalize repeatedly the visions given His prophet to tell people about their coming terrors after which they shall be no more, foretold so that they will know in their deaths that “I am the Lord.” The visiting teacher wasn’t so far off the first time.