Existential Crisis
October 21st, 2025 by G.
The three things I enjoy about the modern age are flossers, water bottle filling stations, and the group chat.
So someone in the group chat (the family version) shared this wonderful product
The existential crisis duck lamp.
Then the knock knock jokes started.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Existential Crisis
Existential Crisis who?
Existential crisis duck lamp
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Interrupting Existential Crisis Duck Lamp
Interrupting Existential Crisis…
AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Existential Crisis
Existential Crisis who?
You don’t know who I am either?
Who is anyone really?
I wish I knew.
Comments (3)
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October 21st, 2025 07:18:38
dontknockmysmock
October 21, 2025
This entire post, not excluding your three ‘Highlights of Modernity’ pleases me excessively
William James Tychonievich
October 22, 2025
Quality post.
G.
October 23, 2025
Yes.
The folly of man is the wisdom of God.