Intellectual Sharks

Once there were sharks that were avidly intellectual.  They discussed ideas constantly.  They would swim a thousand miles to hear a new thinker.  Perhaps because they were sharks, they didn’t fit our idea that scholars must be weak.  They were active and something like daredevils.  They loved stunts.

And because they were sharks, they were blood-thirsty and hungry all the time.  They killed and ate and killed and ate with great gusto.  They would argue some point of scholarship, dive down into a school of fish gnashing and rending and slaughtering, swirl up out of the blood cloud to make an additional point that occurred to them, then dive back down.