Plan Greenland

January 08th, 2025 by G.

While the benefits of acquiring Greenland are probably obvious–

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2025-01-07/case-greenland

https://x.com/njhochman/status/1875688260472860999 —

few know the entire intricate scope of the Trump-Musk Greenland Plan, which my sources in Salt Lake have supplied to me.

You will be amazed.

1. Buy it. Somehow. This is an implementation detail.

2, Statites. Orbital mirrors possibly stabilized in place by solar pressure, consisting of incredibly thin (microns thick) reflective aluminum. Take advantage of and provide a steady customer to SpaceX high volume high mass high capacity launch systems. Excellent test bed for using the same technology to terraform Mars. Funds supplied by Ensign Capital. The earthside Greenland version is an infrastructure project only on the scale of the Hoover Dam, or at best the Three Gorges. Result: raise Greenland’s average solar irradiation to the level of New England or even better.

Greenland ice sheet seen melting in real-time from Earth orbit

3. Melting icecaps flood coastal regions, eliminating further need for anti-global warming measures. Melting ice caps supply high quality microplastic-free flouride-free hormone-free drinking water.

4. Pretty banal so far, but here is where it gets better. The mfh-free drinking water is supplied to the Danes as part of the purchase. Now free from any modern contaminants in their bodily fluids, the Danes convert en masse to the Church.

5. Greenland colonized by high social capital Danish Saints fleeing the now-flooding low-lying Denmark.

6. Said Saints discover and translate the ancient scripture of the lost “Greenphite” civilization, the newly discovered text conclusively proves the superiority of the two-hour block.

There is more, California gets annexed by the US for example, but the rest is obvious.

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January 08th, 2025 16:22:36

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Sutton Coldfield
January 8, 2025

I assign theological significance to the first languages the Book of Mormon was translated into. To wit, English, Danish, Welsh.

Zen
January 8, 2025

Nice to see an expansionist desire again.
If I were president, I would like to have a Monroe Doctrine II. We begin to annex all of South and Central America and the Caribbean, gradually and voluntarily. And we cut off the last vestiges of European power in the New World.

La LLorana
January 10, 2025

Oh, my coast-dwelling children!

Zen
January 11, 2025

I would also like to see Oceania/Polynesia join us. We need Hawaii on steroids.

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