Losing to Giraffis

Your little daughter wanted to play a four-person card game this evening.  Everyone said, sure, some time … but now everyone is gone.  Busy family.  It’s just you and your wife and your youngest daughter.

So for the fourth player you substitute in a stuffed giraffe.  You pull his cards at random from his hand.

You get slaughtered.  Its not even close.  Giraffis wins going away.