Quick Hits
February 20th, 2024 by G.
Sunday is like going to a retreat every week, or it should be. If the calling does not permit it, the calling, or the way you perform it, ought to change.
21st Century Nephi: And lo we did travel without recipe apps, and cooked our meat without online instructions
Anecdote/Joke: The kid is handing over the cash in a tithing envelope.
It’s for you, bishop.
Tithing or fast offerings?
It’s for you, Bishop.
But I don’t need the money, kiddo.
But my dad says you are one of the poorest bishops we’ve had.
Comments (2)
Filed under: We transcend your bourgeois categories | No Tag
Filed under: We transcend your bourgeois categories | No Tag
February 20th, 2024 07:25:32
Pirate Captain
February 20, 2024
Joke reminds me of the time our High Council speaker spent the first 15 minutes talking about how rich our bishop was, going so far as to describe the several expensive sports car our bishop drove, and the declared that it was all due to the righteousness of the Bishop and if we want expensive sports cars, we should be more like the bishop.
Me, I don’t want to spend the money on the insurance. If I could afford expensive sports cars, I’d likely buy vintage acoustic guitars instead.
Alas, I am clearly not righteous enough.
E.C.
February 20, 2024
Amen to the calling thing! (Still waiting for a calling, but I did ask the bishop about it last week.)
Lo, I traveled two hours to my sister’s house without Google – just a printed map. Did I get a little turned around at the end? Yep! Did I get there at about the time I intended to? Also yes.