Approaching the Plunge

Amigos, Mike Fink here to let on to an entirely natcheral moment o’ doubt.  Yep, some fellers are inveterate boasters but Mike Fink don’t cotton to none o’ that.  I hold strictly to the dadgum provable truth, yessir, my Daddy was George Washington and my mother was a geometric proof and I’m 150% factual, I cain’t nohow tell a lie.

It is therefore in the intrists of exactitudinous precisement and muh congenital humilities that I fess up that the US government has challenged me to a fecklessness contest, and I am in no ways sartin that I will win the whole shooting match.  It will take a powerful lot of preparation.