Infohazard

That’s why it’s so important to choose truth over facts!

Whoops – they said the quiet part out loud.

For the record, this appears to be a parody. No trace of it on the the CTV website.

Alas, I agree with WJT, it appears to be fake.
There are so many Onion/Babylon Bee-worthy articles, it is hard to tell what is satire.

What does it mean when parody and reality are indistinguishable?

@ Books,
It means that we are living in the stupidest timeline. I know, I know, parallel universes are silly and all that, but how else do we explain the madness?

Really, though, I originally looked at this and thought, ‘it’s got to be parody’, but with so many headlines similar lately – unironically, even – I also didn’t care to look it up to check. Lies are very wearing on one’s sense of reality.

On the other hand, if the Nephite and Jaredite collapses were anything like this, then we are ripe for a movie titled …

The Book of Mormon and The Three Stooges