No Inflation at the JG
January 12th, 2022 by G.
Despite the no-doubt temporary inflation and supply embarrassments, we here at the JG are pleased to announce that we are providing the same product you love at the price you have become accustomed to.*
*Some exclusions apply. Blog posts may be up to 20% smaller than normal. Posts now only available in sans-serif fonts. The JG’s stock of intelligent, insightful, and funny work is stuck offshore in Long Beach, substitutes will be provided.
Comments (6)
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January 12th, 2022 08:07:33
Yelper X
January 12, 2022
As a patron of this fine establishment, I must say that the goods and services provided are well worth what I have paid.
Andrew
January 12, 2022
I was hoping this was an update from Bertie. 4.5 stars.
Climber
January 17, 2022
This is unacceptable.
Temporarily Embarassed Good Blog
January 17, 2022
We regret it, climber, but at the blog store I only see shelf after shelf empty of persiflage. So the doldrums will continue.
Boris Badenov
January 17, 2022
I prefer badinage.
Robert S.
January 17, 2022
Some value-added taglines for these trying times:
Do-It-Yourself Repartee Experience
Just Add Badinage
Persiflage At Low Levels, Sorry