Dr. G’s Hyperreal Fat Camp

Everyone wants to know the secret of Dr. G’s Hyperreal Fat Camp.  Why is it so wildly successful?

Let me peel back the curtain a little bit.  Let’s take a peek at  a hyperreal part of the hyperreal first day.

After orientation and other preliminaries, the inductees are taken into a pitch black room.

The room is strewn with furniture and other obstacles.

A voice yells

“It’s your fault its dark.  It’s your fault you keep bumping into things.”

And all the people in the room yell back

NO!

Then a voice yells

“Normalize bruise positivity.  It’s OK to be lost in the dark.”

And all the people in the room yell back

NO!

This goes on.

Meanwhile, the people stumble around and, helping each other, they all find their way out.