How Would Gioia Say It?

For unknown reasons as I was replacing parking brake drum shoes (which were naught but useless rusted steel, and had so been for at least the two years I have owned the vehicle until I finally got around to doing something about them yesterday), it entered my mind to voice the BYU Cougar fight song as if recited by Dana Gioia. As the sounds issued forth, they actually fit the intent.

I was introduced to Dana Gioia through a link from this site to the Gently Hew Stone blog five years ago, for which I continue to be grateful. With Seamus Heaney dead, Gioia was what I needed. So I hope the following, though done in humor, may be recognized as coming from an admirer and not a mocker. I somewhat wish I could use a faux Gioia voice instead of my own all the time.

So, here it is:

If you liked that, here’s another take with different strengths and flaws:

Finally, that which is naturally the culmination of this indulgence: