A Charitable Donation
July 09th, 2020 by Jeeves
Mr. Wooster is notable for his eleemosynary impulse. He may also have felt that some recent service I had occasion to render on his behalf deserved some expression of thanks. In consequence Mr. Wooster has kindly agreed to donate his Rex Kwan-Do ensemble to the deserving poor.
Bertie
July 9, 2020
I have? NO, dash it! Return the jolly togs eftsoons and asap, Jeeves.
Jeeves
July 9, 2020
Impossible, sir. The almsgiving has already been rendered.
Bertie
July 9, 2020
Oh, blast. Where’s cancel culture when you need it?
Fine, fine. I will bear myself with manly resignation. Don’t muzzle the ox and all that . . .
But how will i break the news to the peeps on Instagram, Jeeves? Yours truly sporting aforesaid get-up was positively viral!
William James Tychonievich
July 11, 2020
Okay, this made me look up “Rex Kwon Do” — so thanks, I guess.
Jeeves
July 11, 2020
We are pleased to have given satisfaction.
bruce charlton
July 13, 2020
Following from WM – I see this references the movie Napoleon Dynamite, and that this was a Mormon-made-movie. The RKD excerpt was amusing – Is it worth watching all through?
Bookslinger
July 13, 2020
@BC, you might like the theme of awkward misfits in high school. though some of the individual and family dysfunction is cringe-inducing.
G.
July 13, 2020
We love it, but it’s definitely ‘for those who like that sort of thing, it’s just a sort of thing they would like’
Pedro
July 13, 2020
Vote for me. I promise protection.