Junior Ganymede
Servants to folly, creation, and the Lord JESUS CHRIST. We endeavor to give satisfaction

Gay Marriage vs. the Multiverse

April 05th, 2009 by G.

While Mormons are fighting the marriage wars, the cool Christians are fighting about physics and the multiverse. Hmm. Is it possible for a stick to have two short ends? (more…)

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April 05th, 2009 19:42:12

What’s it like to be a Mormon Progressive?

April 03rd, 2009 by G.

The answer is that it’s like being apostate and stupid. Wanted: a better class of Mormon progressive.  You know you’re out there.

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April 03rd, 2009 15:02:14

We bid a sad farewell to Mr. Paul Bunyan

April 03rd, 2009 by G.

It is with great regret that we at the Junior Ganymede announce the departure of one of our most active and valued co-bloggers, Mr. Paul Bunyan. The Blogging Czar for the Obama Administration fired him this morning because he was, quote, “too big to fall.” (more…)

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April 03rd, 2009 09:17:10

Hard cutbacks for hard times

April 02nd, 2009 by La LLorona

If your family is having a hard time making ends meet, as mothers one thing we can do to help is to make hard choices and cut back even on things we really enjoy. Maybe its time to suck it up and off one of your kids. (more…)

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April 02nd, 2009 02:15:11

When we all die, we might know why.

April 01st, 2009 by G.

Science is the discovery of ever more elaborate versions of the Apocalypse.

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April 01st, 2009 14:10:30

Failure is an option

April 01st, 2009 by G.

Three-Mile Island was a successful failure. Breakdowns will happen, and the fact that the breakdown of the Three-Mile Island atomic pile was so inconsequential is a tribute to the engineers who built her and to the inherent safety of nuclear power outside Russia.

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April 01st, 2009 08:21:33