Angina Monologue 18
His Majesty has been awfully quiet lately, but I could feeeeel the sourness swelling within him.
His Majesty has been awfully quiet lately, but I could feeeeel the sourness swelling within him.
The other day I installed a cloak hook near the entrance of the domicile I share with His Majesty.
My cloaks can be heavy, and I also thought it might be prudent to be sure the hook could support the weight of His Majesty’s winter jacket, so I took some time to install the hook securely. I located the stud (much easier with the Force than with a stud locater, by the way) and made sure the hook was screwed firmly through the drywall into the stud. I figured it would easily hold a couple of cloaks and winter jackets.
I stood back to admire my work (funny; don’t you always do that when you finish any handyman project?) and just then His Majesty came storming through the door in a frightfully sour mood. He glanced at me, glanced at the hook, and without a moment’s hesitation he grabbed the hook and tried to swing from it. That was too much weight, of course; there was a loud crack and the hook came out of the wall, doing serious damage to the stud and drywall. In fact, since this is a load-bearing wall, the damage to the stud could wind up being a significant problem.
My jaw hit the floor, or would have, if the vocorder wasn’t in the way.
It turns out His Majesty has been thinking about original sin.
His Majesty was somewhat put out this morning.
Sometimes I wonder if there is really any hope for His Majesty.
I’ve discovered this week just how much His Majesty can be a pain in the
I could hear His Majesty cackling over the paper even before I emerged from the kitchen with his breakfast pancakes and porridge.
His Majesty was almost creepily cheerful this morning.
His Majesty was wearing a sour face when he came out to breakfast this morning.
Fast Sundays seem to be for puttering.
So school teachers’ lesson plans are “trade secrets” exempt from the various Freedom of Information statutes? In a Sith’s eye!
His Majesty has found a new way to eat his porridge: Flavored with shredded ham and Swiss cheese, with a fried egg on top.
His Majesty was in rare good humor this morning.
“Our society is systematically enabling deviant and self-destructive behavior. And you Mormons are as bad about it as anyone else.”
As I mentioned to Bruce Charlton in the comments section of a previous post, once you get His Majesty monologuing, you can’t get him to shut up.
Sometimes I think His Majesty has become a bitter old Sith.