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The Origin Story

April 22nd, 2024 by G.

One of my favorite sorts of talks in Church is the origin story.

This one was a doozy.

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April 22nd, 2024 06:54:31

Christ Juxtaposed with the Policeman

April 15th, 2024 by G.

General Conference Retrospective

Here’s a juxtaposition

Elder Kearon, God’s Intent is to Bring You Home

My wife and I were visiting another country for various Church assignments, I woke up early one morning and looked blearily outside our hotel window. Down below on the busy street, I saw that a roadblock had been set up with a policeman stationed nearby to turn cars around as they reached the barrier. At first, only a few cars traveled along the road and were turned back. But as time went by and traffic increased, queues of cars began to build up.

From the window above, I watched as the policeman seemed to take satisfaction in his power to block the flow of traffic and turn people away. In fact, he seemed to develop a spring in his step, as if he might start doing a little jig, as each car approached the barrier. If a driver got frustrated about the roadblock, the policeman did not appear helpful or sympathetic. He just shook his head repeatedly and pointed in the opposite direction.

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April 15th, 2024 04:20:56

We Used to Have Social Statistics

April 15th, 2024 by G.

I’m poking around old LDS statistical reports, conference by conference.

There is a period during the 90s when we don’t report new children of record at all.

Conversely, I found there was a period when we actually had a section called Social Statistics, where we broke out the birthrate, the marriage rate, and the death rate.  Fascinating.

Here’s an example from 1981:

Social Statistics

Birthrate per thousand

28.1

Number of persons married per thousand

12.2

Death rate per thousand

3.9

Not to be depressing or anything, but that birthrate is is about 6 times higher than our current one.   Dooooooom, he dirged. Dooooom! Partly because the of the baby boomer bulge, to be fair.  I wouldn’t be surprised if the marriage rate was also higher than now, though who knows.

Those were good statistics to keep.

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April 15th, 2024 02:21:29

Can the Temple Be Barren? Can the Covenants Be Sterile?

April 11th, 2024 by G.

General Conference Retrospective

In a wonderful talk about the temple, Elder Andersen told about a young man testifying to the Heber City Planning Commission about the proposed new temple.  “I am hoping to be married in this temple,” he said.  It moved me.

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April 11th, 2024 09:49:36

Homeward-Bound

April 10th, 2024 by G.

 

General Conference Retrospective

Elder Soares refers to being home-centered, church-supported, and temple-bound. Catchy phrase.  Let’s consider it a little.

The temple is a heavenly ascent rite that culminates in being welcomed to heaven and then taking your place as king and queen in doing his work. So temple-bound ultimately means ‘heaven-bound.’

Home-centered, church-supported, heaven-bound.

Temple-bound also means marriage-bound and therefore making-a-home bound, and there we come full circle.

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April 10th, 2024 07:26:01

Activity Rate versus Birth Rate

April 10th, 2024 by G.

Here’s a follow up to yesterday’s 2023 LDS Birth Update.

Like Mansfield pointed out, the summary of our data and rough analytical methods is either we have comically low activity rates, comically low birth rates, or a combination of low activity and low birth rates.

My guess is that our actual TFR is around 2.4 – 2.7, since we seem to track Gentile TFR with a plus one.

Let’s see what that implies for our activity rates as a rough and ready plausibility check.

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April 10th, 2024 07:23:08

General Conference Retrospective

April 08th, 2024 by G.

All impressions idiosyncratic or your money back.

Guaranteed to be too ill-written to have been generated by ChatGPT

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April 08th, 2024 03:27:32

The Commandment Dream

April 04th, 2024 by G.

From Daughter Number One

I had a dream last night.  In the dream I was someone who resented and didn’t understand commandments.  The stated purpose of the dream was to teach me why the commandments were necessary.

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April 04th, 2024 03:46:52

Whoa, Jacob

April 03rd, 2024 by G.

Jacob is one of the most distinct personalities in scripture.

Jacob 1:8

I would … all men would believe in Christ, and view his death, and suffer his cross and bear the shame of the world;

Jacob 2:15

O that he would show you that he can pierce you, and with one glance of his eye he can smite you to the dust!

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April 03rd, 2024 04:41:32

Resurrection Day

March 31st, 2024 by G.

The sun rises, the rainbow appears, the good times come again better than before, you are back home, the winter is over, singing breaks the silence, your friend and master defeats the grave.

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March 31st, 2024 05:06:53

Trial, Torture, Death

March 29th, 2024 by G.

Icon Reproduction - Crucifixion of Christ

Christ raised up on  a tree.

The lamb slain at the paschal feast.

We will be fasting all tomorrow if anyone wants to join us.

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March 29th, 2024 11:04:37

Holy Week Thursday.

March 28th, 2024 by G.

The last supper.  Gethsemane.  Betrayed by  his friends and apostles.

Last year’s post.  Really excellent links on why an angel appeared in the garden and why Christ had to atone twice.

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March 28th, 2024 14:43:27

Insights from 2 Nephi 20-30 and Lehi’s Dream

March 18th, 2024 by G.

 

  • Given Nephi’s discussion of the Law and the Jews in these chapters, its pretty clear that however else we understand Lehi’s Dream, we should understand it as a vision of what is going to happen to Lehi and his posterity. Laman and Lemuel were not just sinners. They were proto-Pharisees. More generally, there is a class of people who are brought to Christ by the Law (the Tree by the Rod) but who “cling” to the Law and are therefore unable to fully accept the gospel. More generally, could we say that a desire for rule and order and system inevitably points to Christ, but you have to be willing to accept that Christ transcends the rule and order and system that brought you to Him?

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March 18th, 2024 08:18:10

Absolutely Stunning News

March 08th, 2024 by G.

As you have probably heard, the Church is buying out the historic restoration era properties owned by the Community of Christ (RLDS) along with artefacts from that era.

Jesus Appears in the Kirtland Temple

From a correspondent:

Yesterday afternoon, the shocking news broke that the Utah-based LDS church had acquired the Kirtland Temple in Ohio and essentially all of the common-history documents of Mormonism prior to 1844. These had been in the care of the “Reorganized LDS” (later “Community of Christ”) since the 1860s. In fact, they’d been the subject of acrimony for decades in the late nineteenth and early twentieth centuries.
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March 08th, 2024 07:56:59

Juxtapositions: Led by a Child

March 06th, 2024 by G.

An interesting juxtaposition

Isaiah describing a decadent and fallen state

And I will give children unto them to be their princes, and babes shall rule over them.

5 And the people shall be oppressed, every one by another, and every one by his neighbor; the child shall behave himself proudly against the ancient, and the base against the honorable.

Isaiah describing the millennial state of perfect peace

The wolf also shall dwell with the lamb, and the leopard shall lie down with the kid, and the calf and the young lion and fatling together; and a little child shall lead them.

The coincidence here could be what conservatives awhile back used to call immanentizing the eschaton, meaning trying to create utopia using secular means. Which usually leads to dystopia.

Or it could be the old, old problem of confusing the side effects for the causes. In an idyllic small town no one locks their doors, so if we just stop locking our doors we will have an idyllic small town.

Or it could be something else.

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March 06th, 2024 07:08:09