On the Eleventh Day of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me
January 04th, 2026 by G.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love to me eleven pipers piping.
“Are you trying to keep me up all night?” I asked.
“Please, woman,” he said with mock gravity, “try to restrain your lurid imaginations.”
Oh! I blushed furiously.
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The Tenth Day and prior