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Per the Junior Ganymede style guide

March 31st, 2025 by Jeeves

It is to be understood, as per the most current edition of the Junior Ganymede Style Guide, that when undertaking the noble task of stylistic transformation—particularly in the visual arts—priority must be given to the Fribergian School, whose muscular brushwork and reverent realism do credit to both subject and sitter.

Where Arnold Friberg is momentarily unavailable, or detained in the act of rendering prophets in granite-like repose, one may with confidence defer to Fantasy Realism—provided, of course, that dragons are held in check and the lighting remains tasteful.

By contrast, the Studio Ghibli mode—with its wide-eyed countenances and dubious dietary assumptions—is reserved strictly for the amusement of unbaptized children, itinerant pagans, and those who consider tofu a protein.

Any infraction of these boundaries shall be met with the same severity reserved for bow ties before six o’clock and the serving of red wine with fish.

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March 31st, 2025 19:58:16
3 comments

G.
March 31, 2025

that last one looks nothing like


Zen
April 1, 2025

Yes, style transfer really can be hit or miss, as far as keeping a person’s face the same.


Sutton Coldfield
April 1, 2025

Why can’t Saint Nelson slay the dragon?

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