Junior Ganymede
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The Parable of the Chicken McNuggets

October 25th, 2023 by G.

A man in Elders Quorum volunteered he was cleaning up after his kids.  The way he cleaned up their chicken mcnuggets is he popped them in his mouth.  An hour old, they were disgusting.  He says he craves fresh chicken mcnuggets, they are a real temptation for him, but no wonder they sit so heavy on his stomach.  Once they are no longer hot, he can taste how nasty they are.

Sin, he said, is chicken mcnuggets.

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October 25th, 2023 04:27:12
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Zen
October 25, 2023

Both profound and quotable.

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