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October General Conference 2023

September 30th, 2023 by G.

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September 30th, 2023 13:04:49

General Conference Preview

September 30th, 2023 by G.

Our analysts anticipate themes related to the gospel and the Godhead.  Inside sources tell us to expect stories, scriptures, doctrine, and the phrase “our beloved prophet.”  Don’t miss a minute!

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September 30th, 2023 04:51:09

General Conference Postview

September 29th, 2023 by G.

Just under the wire,  here is what I haven’t posted about yet from the last General Conference.

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Brother Uceda made a parable clearer to me. The parable of the lost sheep, the lost coin, and the prodigal son.

When Luke, the Gospel writer, is introducing the three stories, he uses the word parable in the singular, not in the plural. It appears that the Lord is teaching one unique lesson with three stories—stories that present different numbers: 100 sheep, 10 coins, and 2 sons. The key number in each of these stories, however, is the number one.

This can be a hard parable if you read it as a justification for local leaders to ignore your family in favor of those who are more performatively lost. But from a divine perspective we are all lost sheep. The actual  point is that the only level of success love can be satisfied with is 100%. Whether personally or as a people 0.5 or 0.9 or 0.99 is not enough.

Coincidentally (?), Elder Christofferson spoke next on being one in Christ as the body of Christ.   What an interesting juxtaposition!  We can imagine a parable as follows

What man of you,  having injured his hand,  would not bind the wound? Would he say I will not bind it, because the rest of my body is well? No, but he will bind it and treat it until his hand is also well.

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September 29th, 2023 08:47:33

Book of AI-braham

September 27th, 2023 by Zen

I consider a great many (not all, but many) AI concerns to be in the same vein as Caveman Science Fiction.  It is a psyop to keep us from challenging existing power structures. But if we are cavemen (and women), and we have been handed fire, then we ought to learn how to use fire. So… just what do you do with fire, anyway?

We are going to search out the deepest Mysteries of the Book of Abraham.

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September 27th, 2023 18:25:34

Wisdom Is . . .

September 27th, 2023 by G.

Wisdom, n.: mastered fear.

The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom

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September 27th, 2023 05:45:34

Noble and Great Miracles

September 25th, 2023 by G.

His noble and great ones are the chiefest of his miracles.

 

God touched a plumber.  He bored a tunnel through the mountains that gushed fresh, cold water for a thousand years.

God touched a cop.  He rooted out corruption in high places down to the last rotten apple.

God touched a teacher.  The teacher’s students became a band of statesmen who led their country to destiny.

God touched a fisherman.  He made the waters bloom and caught in their hundreds of thousands the teeming fish.

God touched a mother.  She raised up the the founders of a nation.

God touched a father.  He made a world.

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September 25th, 2023 12:50:33

Notes on the Book of Mormon

September 23rd, 2023 by G.

By WmJas

The first two articles are great.  I will be following assiduously.

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September 23rd, 2023 08:21:52

What Does It Mean to Glorify God

September 22nd, 2023 by G.

In verses where it says something along the lines of ‘and the people glorified God,’ what does that mean? (more…)

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September 22nd, 2023 08:36:53

The US Debt Clock Keeps Ticking

September 21st, 2023 by Bertie

I borrowed $33 trillion in Yank money from a feller and now I can’t find the stuff to pay him back.  Its a dashed whatsit . . . contretemps.

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September 21st, 2023 06:17:45

200th Anniversary of the visit of the Angel Moroni

September 20th, 2023 by Zen

200 years ago, on the evening of September 21, 1823, the Angel Moroni appeared to the Prophet Joseph Smith and revealed the Book of Mormon.

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September 20th, 2023 18:52:09

Witch of Endor(GPT)

September 20th, 2023 by G.

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Saul goes to the witch of Endor to call up the ghost of Samuel the Prophet.  Which she does.

Wicked Saul.

https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/study/scriptures/ot/1-sam/28?lang=eng

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September 20th, 2023 04:42:24

3/4’s Straight

September 19th, 2023 by G.

A survey of college students by religion showed that 22% of the LDS kids labeled themselves as something other than straight.

https://www.graphsaboutreligion.com/p/gender-sexual-orientation-and-religion

 

If you were interested in surveying how successfully  the Church was at separating youth from the influence of the world, the answer here would be NOPE.  With NOPE SAUCE.

I suppose your B.S. degree stands for Building, Spacious.

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September 19th, 2023 07:18:18

Courteously Awake

September 19th, 2023 by G.

A real incident, with changes names.  Reminiscent of the Amarillo ice cream incident.

It is 5 AM. Brown is in bed and awake. He would normally be going to the gym right now. But he lies in bed awake because he does not want to disturb his wife’s sister and her family who just go in last night from a long drive and who are now sleeping on various of his couches and floors. He can lay there till 6:00 and still be fine for work. No, 6:30. He feels peaceful.

Here lies Cyan. She is awake on a bedroll on her sister’s living room floor. She doesn’t want to disturb her sister’s family, who are no doubt not used to early risers clumping around at 5 AM.

Here lies Ruby. She is awake in bed. But her sister’s family needs their sleep and besides, her husband Brown is breathing so peacefully beside her. She will wait.

Here lies Green. It is 5 AM and he can’t sleep. Next to him on the floor his wife Cyan seems to be moving in her sleep somewhat restlessly. Best be quiet lest he wake her.

Here lies Shale. Her cousins and Aunt and Uncle are sleeping so she can’t get up. Frustrating ….

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September 19th, 2023 07:12:08

Second Creation, Second Atonement

September 18th, 2023 by G.

There are interesting parallels between Bruce Charlton’s reasoning on why more than one creation (estate) was necessary, and our own LDS doctrine that Christ did the Atonement twice.

Primary Creation of God the Father (Bruce C.)

Why Two Atonements?

 

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September 18th, 2023 14:47:49

Happy Misspeak

September 18th, 2023 by G.

And then after you have the gift of the Holy Ghost you have to endear to the end, my daughter said.

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