Junior Ganymede
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Your Bargain Christmas Eve Message from the JG

December 24th, 2022 by G.

Ladies and Gentlemen,

the JG is pleased to announce that we have found an amazing bargain on Christmas messages from one of our Chinese suppliers. The size might be a littler smaller than you are accustomed to but we feel the warmth and humor and frankly the bargain price of this message will please everyone.

Even better, it comes disassembled, so you can have fun putting the pieces together with your whole family!

Love
Hot Chocolate
Snort
Comic Misunderstanding
The Holy Family
Mary Christmas
a Star
Wry Touch

You are welcome.

Batteries not included. No returns. In event of missing pieces, please write to Guanxhiou Associates LTD, 512060, No.915-925 Huanshi North, Buezu; please allow 4-6 weeks for your prompt reply. If you cut yourself in the process of opening the package, seek medical advice.  Not responsible for any comic misunderstandings that may occur as a result of improper assembly.
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December 24th, 2022 11:38:07
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Rozy
December 24, 2022

And Merry Christmas to you all too! Thanks for all the thought provoking, and just plain provoking posts this year. I enjoy this blog more than I can express. Looking forward to a great New Year.


MVT
December 25, 2022

Merry Christmas G and to all the writers and readers of this blog!

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