The Wizard of Sleep Deficit
There once was a great wizard who by his arts learned the logic of sleep. He found that every sleep deficit must be paid for or it would turn into general malaise, specific ailments such as a trick knee, or above all an earlier end to life. Old age, he came to believe, was nothing more than the accumulated sleep deficit of a life time.
By his arts he was able to probe the secret of his own sleep deficit. It was a staggering sum. He could only recover it by sleeping for days and days, and who had time for that, or would be able to? Nonetheless returning to the flush of good health was attractive, not to mention long life, so he fully intended to find time and means to recover his sleep deficit. In the meantime he kept on with his affairs. Unfortunately, from time to time he even added to his own sleep deficit. There was always something pressing. He had aches and pains, but he was used to them.
He became old and withered. He felt his life force growing thin. Finally the whole issue of sleep deficit became urgent. He researched like made some method of regaining all his lost sleep, and on the very verge of death cast the spell that put himself into an enchanted slumber. (more…)